What are some good disses and comebacks?

Question

this geek in my class thinks he's so cool and he's not so what are some good disses i could use on him because we get into a lot of fights. please no yo momma jokes and no answers like what;s the point of this or just get along. best diss is the best answer i'm gonna choose. thanks!

Answer 1

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1. did anyone hear something?
2. shut up and do your homework
3. what has four eyed, braces, 26 teeth and about to be dead?
4. cool peeps allowed only
5. what did you break your glasses?

Answer 2

Insults and disses I would say, only come from experience. So I say just beat him up.

Answer 3

Peace to you both. I know it's a natural occurrence whilst maturing, but for the love of God, please neither of you hurt the other any more than you have to. Hope you two can sort this out.

Answer 4

How is this one??

Did your Mother have any children that lived???

Answer 5

when`s the last time you`ve been on a date?
and if he`s fat you can say when you jumped into the ocean a whale said we are family even though you`re fatter than the whole galaxy. singing it will be funnier.
bring a mirror to school and say um could you move away before my mirror breaks.
and you can say im twirling my hair and brushing my teeth while you do the motions by twirling your finger near your head to show "crazy" and point your finger toward him while brushing with your finger on your teeth.

Answer 6

What are you lookin at?

Are you takin to me?

Buzz off!

Beat it twerp!

Shut up dude!

Get lost!

What are you lookin at?

Answer 7

I thought DVD Players weren't allowed at school?
There not
Then why am I watching Starwars revenge of the Geeks