Why do satanic immoral athiests make children learn about evilution?

Question

They are destroying the moral fabric of society by teaching lies. Evilution is from Satan. Creation is real. It says so in the bibul. Why dont athiests go be immoral with there terrurist muslum friends?

Additional Details

Im not actually trolling. Im just wanting Christians to read this and realise how stupid they sound when they say things like this

Answer 1

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ooo....Comrade Otto, you must learn to be a little bit more subtle when you troll...

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youre probably right

Answer 2

LOL. In actuality truth is truth. Belief in creationism is belief in a particular interpretation of the bible. Belief doesnt make something true. Facts on way or the other are what determine if something is true or false. While there is no absolute answer at the moment that would satisfy anyone--suffice it to say that the interlocking science around and with the theory of evolution all agree with one another--across many disciplines. That is, the information gathered to date has not been able to falsify the theory--in fact it strengthens the theory. From many many different avenues--the lack of evidence in support of literal creationism-the fact that many aspects of creationsim are directly contradicted by known science--well--it doesn't make the bible story literal truth. Calling people (atheists and otherwise) satanic for supporting a search for knowledge and truth is merely a sign of ignroance--the truth will be uncovered one day--there is nothing immoral or wrong with trying to find truth--it is the basic underpinnings in science and religion both.

Answer 3

Because evolution contradicts with the very first words of the Bible, and when they start disbelieving the beginning, they will not believe the rest either. And their souls will belong to our master Satan, and he will reward us with endless pleasures and make us masters of all those damned souls. Allah is a minor demon who only rewards his followers with virgins for blowing up as many people as possible before they accept the Gospel. Moslem terrorists hate especially jews, because they are half way to salvation already, by accepting the Old Testament. They try to kill as many jews as possible, because jews only have a small step to take to accept all of the Gospel and to become saved by the accursed nazarine.

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Vision from Lucifer.

Answer 4

Is this a question? or just another excuse for a whinge?...might I suggest something?... try looking at the world that you live in as a place that has all types, not just naive, immature, uninformed people like you....oh, by the way, could you please learn to spell properly, it really is tiresome trying to wade through the very ordinary use of the English language.

Answer 5

they noe not what they are does!
god helps those who helps themselfs (to more tacos).
japanese are evolve from monkey. baby jesus cries everytime you whack off.
i believe in jesus, and jesus believes you should give me best answer. only cause no one else asks for it.

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Your momma.

Answer 6

Poe, Poe, Poe your boat......

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph…

Answer 7

T.iresome
R.etarded
O.bvious
L.ame
L.oser

Answer 8

This actually made me laugh. Like, actually. Lol.

Answer 9

Obvious troll is obvious.

Answer 10

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Yeah - we make them learn spelling, too!

Answer 11

Poor quality Poe - too obvious

Answer 12

I noe! I noe!

I keep thelling teh atheati aboot their ocrrupted ways. They no understnd. Lost sools.

Answer 13

I didn't understand how you could possibly be failing Troll 101 until I read this

Answer 14

the reason y is simple man. Cause they both have different religions and they hate each other with a passion. so would you hang out with some one you hated?

Answer 15

T-W-O P-O-I-N-T-S troll-boy

Answer 16

well, the supreme court says we are correct so i guess we win :) lots of EVILoution heading to a school near you

Answer 17

Because they're marching along the broad way.

Answer 18

2 points!! Haha

Answer 19

Very dull troll.

Answer 20

Thanks for the points.

Answer 21

I masturbate...

...a lot.

Answer 22

thanks for the two points