how many soccer player surnames in the EPL can you see?
A young man named terry, from ireland, was given a gift from the king of valencia. it was a brown lump of cole.
It was small, bent in the middle, and he had to crouch to see it.
He was keane to keep it and went out to hunt for some more.
he found some more under a green bridge.
sorry if its a bit dodgy, i made it up.....


