• Does any one know were ashley banjo traines?

    Best answer: Wherever she wants to. :)
    Best answer: Wherever she wants to. :)
    1 answer · Jokes & Riddles · 6 years ago
  • What came first the chicken or the egg?

    Best answer: Years ago I read a book on the "Egg" and how chickens reproduce them. In the book were schematics, diagrams, pictures, a study guide and everything one would need to know about the working system to produce an egg. Let me tell you - after years of trying - to this very day - I have not been able to lay an egg worth... show more
    Best answer: Years ago I read a book on the "Egg" and how chickens reproduce them. In the book were schematics, diagrams, pictures, a study guide and everything one would need to know about the working system to produce an egg. Let me tell you - after years of trying - to this very day - I have not been able to lay an egg worth frying. But, in answer to your question - I have to go with the egg. :)
    9 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 6 years ago
  • Don't understand these jokes?

    Best answer: 1 - Some white girls have been with black guys. But according to this joke Robin Quiver has not. Therefore no black man has seen her virgina. #2 - Joan Rivers has had her face reworked more than once. By the meaning of "more than once" the joke means that she has had her face worked on more times than Bristol Palin has... show more
    Best answer: 1 - Some white girls have been with black guys. But according to this joke Robin Quiver has not. Therefore no black man has seen her virgina. #2 - Joan Rivers has had her face reworked more than once. By the meaning of "more than once" the joke means that she has had her face worked on more times than Bristol Palin has had sex. (Which in my humble opinion are two very good testaments for Robin and Bristol.)
    2 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 6 years ago
  • What are some clever way to perform "I'm Just a Bill"?

    Best answer: If I had this assignment it would be no problem - believe me. "I'm just a Bill" would include a lot of Bill Clinton stuff. If the late night comics can tell a million jokes about him (and others named Bill) than I should be able to include it in my government class. There is a wealth in material just on Clinton... show more
    Best answer: If I had this assignment it would be no problem - believe me. "I'm just a Bill" would include a lot of Bill Clinton stuff. If the late night comics can tell a million jokes about him (and others named Bill) than I should be able to include it in my government class. There is a wealth in material just on Clinton alone. You can even pretend you are Bill O'Rielly doing the singing. A few things to include are: Bill of Sale - Friends that slept in the Lincoln bedroom Bill of Rights - His rights as the president to do at the Oval Office desk as he wished Bill of Exchange - Can include Hillary here. She was banging that guy that committed suicide. Anyway - just a few thoughts of what I would include. Good luck and all the best with your song. :)
    1 answer · Jokes & Riddles · 6 years ago
  • Clues that rhyme for my boyfriend's birthday scavenger hunt?

    Best answer: Whatever you came up with is better than I could do. Just go with words that rhyme. Good luck and tell him to have a very Happy Birthday. :)
    Best answer: Whatever you came up with is better than I could do. Just go with words that rhyme. Good luck and tell him to have a very Happy Birthday. :)
    1 answer · Jokes & Riddles · 6 years ago
  • Black figure what is it?

    Best answer: I'm gonna go out on a shaky limb here and say - (may I have a drum roll, please) - thank you - "It is your shadow." Of course if it is NOT your shadow, you could be in deep doo-doo. Offer it Twinkies, a Pepsi, turn on the TV to "Dark Shadows" and go about your business. Chances are it won't bother you as... show more
    Best answer: I'm gonna go out on a shaky limb here and say - (may I have a drum roll, please) - thank you - "It is your shadow." Of course if it is NOT your shadow, you could be in deep doo-doo. Offer it Twinkies, a Pepsi, turn on the TV to "Dark Shadows" and go about your business. Chances are it won't bother you as long as its preoccupied. :)
    1 answer · Jokes & Riddles · 6 years ago
  • Was this supposed to be a funny remark?

    Best answer: There is a good chance the guy was married and was not allowed to eat meat at home. The audience picked up on it right away. Sometimes what seems stupid to one person is a laugh-riot to another. I agree about some jokes and situations are (in my humble opinion) "stupid" jokes. But it takes a real Intelligent person to... show more
    Best answer: There is a good chance the guy was married and was not allowed to eat meat at home. The audience picked up on it right away. Sometimes what seems stupid to one person is a laugh-riot to another. I agree about some jokes and situations are (in my humble opinion) "stupid" jokes. But it takes a real Intelligent person to differentiate between the two. :)
    2 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 6 years ago
  • I made a bet (sort of a joke) with my boyfriend i need ideas for the stakes?(:?

    Best answer: If he accepts what you propose then you win either way. Read what you texted to him - (So when i was texting him i asked what the stakes should be andhe said you pick yours(: so idk wht the stakes should be meaning like - (here it is) - if i wins he has to do something or if i win he has to do something.. Lol) So no matter what... show more
    Best answer: If he accepts what you propose then you win either way. Read what you texted to him - (So when i was texting him i asked what the stakes should be andhe said you pick yours(: so idk wht the stakes should be meaning like - (here it is) - if i wins he has to do something or if i win he has to do something.. Lol) So no matter what happens you WIN. That's cute. Did he catch it? Good luck. Have a great weekend. :)
    1 answer · Jokes & Riddles · 6 years ago
  • Walking dead on iphone5?

    Best answer: Walking Dead is free on 'On Demand' from the beginning. As on your iphone5? I can't say. Good program. :)
    Best answer: Walking Dead is free on 'On Demand' from the beginning. As on your iphone5? I can't say. Good program. :)
    1 answer · Jokes & Riddles · 6 years ago
  • If someone says someone is "with free willy", what do they mean?

    Best answer: There are a couple meanings referring to "free willy": One is - "You are dead and sleeping with the fishes." Two: "A meaning that you are uninhibited." (For a guy - lose pants)
    Best answer: There are a couple meanings referring to "free willy": One is - "You are dead and sleeping with the fishes." Two: "A meaning that you are uninhibited." (For a guy - lose pants)
    2 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 6 years ago
  • Looking for a recording of Dan, Dan the fireman.?

    Best answer: When it comes to real oldies and comedy type tunes the two people I can think of are - Dr. Demento and Weird Al Yankovic. Hit the search engines for both. I found them but did not look for your song. Good luck. :)
    Best answer: When it comes to real oldies and comedy type tunes the two people I can think of are - Dr. Demento and Weird Al Yankovic. Hit the search engines for both. I found them but did not look for your song. Good luck. :)
    2 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 6 years ago
  • If I shot some one from a distance with a Mac 10 and killed them would i get away with it?

    Best answer: Only if it was your mother-in-law. Just kidding of course. It would take a lot of work but eventually you would be caught. Think about it. Even serial killers are caught. Some it has taken 15-20 years. There are no free passes for murder. Even Cold Case files are solved eventually. "If you can't do the time - don't do the... show more
    Best answer: Only if it was your mother-in-law. Just kidding of course. It would take a lot of work but eventually you would be caught. Think about it. Even serial killers are caught. Some it has taken 15-20 years. There are no free passes for murder. Even Cold Case files are solved eventually. "If you can't do the time - don't do the crime." (Robert Blake as Baretta - 1965-ish) :)
    1 answer · Jokes & Riddles · 6 years ago
  • Can someone explain why the monty hall problem occurs?

    Best answer: Sorry, I can't buy your theory. If you choose #1 and stick with it, that has to be the door you honestly thought the car would be behind. If you decide to switch to either #2 or #3 and find out it was behind #1, guess what? You lose because you switched. Something to think about: Whenever you are feeling ambiguous, stop, take a... show more
    Best answer: Sorry, I can't buy your theory. If you choose #1 and stick with it, that has to be the door you honestly thought the car would be behind. If you decide to switch to either #2 or #3 and find out it was behind #1, guess what? You lose because you switched. Something to think about: Whenever you are feeling ambiguous, stop, take a breath and only then rethink your decision. Usually your gut feeling (instinct) will win more often then not. Good luck.
    2 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 6 years ago
  • What is the ongoing barry manilow joke I don't know about?

    Best answer: Barry Manilow is gay. Many people do like his music, myself included. But because of that, some 'straight' men think if they sing his music others would think they also were gay. That's basically it. :)
    Best answer: Barry Manilow is gay. Many people do like his music, myself included. But because of that, some 'straight' men think if they sing his music others would think they also were gay. That's basically it. :)
    2 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 6 years ago
  • TREASURE HUNT CLUES FOR AROUND THE OFFICE?

    Best answer: Bathroom: "Don't forget to wash your hands before going back to work." (Eggs be around the towel dispenser.) Fridge: "The ice box might be a little too cold." Bosses Office: "A place you don't want to be called on the carpet."
    Best answer: Bathroom: "Don't forget to wash your hands before going back to work." (Eggs be around the towel dispenser.) Fridge: "The ice box might be a little too cold." Bosses Office: "A place you don't want to be called on the carpet."
    Jokes & Riddles · 6 years ago
  • Can you answer this riddle?

    Best answer: A mirror comes to mind.
    Best answer: A mirror comes to mind.
    3 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 6 years ago
  • Super Bowl Jokes, help?

    Best answer: I understand that some women have replaced men on the front line. Several 'tight ends' have become 'wide receivers'. Why some athletes can't have regular jobs: 1. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.” 2.... show more
    Best answer: I understand that some women have replaced men on the front line. Several 'tight ends' have become 'wide receivers'. Why some athletes can't have regular jobs: 1. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.” 2. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the ‘Skin’s say: “I’d run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl.” Matt Millen of the Raiders said: “To win, I’d run over Joe’s Mom, too.” 3. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: “He treat us like mens. He let us wear earrings.” 4. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann: “Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” 5. A Senior player at the University of Pittsburgh: “I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.” (Now that is beautiful) 6. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: “You guys line up alphabetically by height.” And, “You guys pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a circle.” .
    3 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 6 years ago
  • Three senior editors of a book publishing company are found dead in a hotel room on an October weekend.?

    Best answer: They were all comic book characters as well as editors. The killer was the one called The Flame. When he said "Flame on", the whole room went up in flames and each person was burnt to a crisp. And that's how The Flame took over the publishing company. Remember, once you eliminate the competition, heh, heh, heh, to the... show more
    Best answer: They were all comic book characters as well as editors. The killer was the one called The Flame. When he said "Flame on", the whole room went up in flames and each person was burnt to a crisp. And that's how The Flame took over the publishing company. Remember, once you eliminate the competition, heh, heh, heh, to the winner go the spoils. However, his tenure at the helm was short lived. Two weeks later a hit man was brought in to take care of business. The 'hit man' was the all powerful "Ocean Man". His salt-water pores are so powerful no one has ever been able to sustain its strength. The Flame was doused and pilot light forever put out. One more incident where 'crime does not pay'. So let that be a lesson to anyone reading this. Other than that - go 49ers. :)
    2 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 6 years ago
  • What are some good short jokes that are some that 7th graders would like?

    Best answer: The 7th graders are baby-sitting the kids of the 8th graders. What's the difference between snow men and snow women? Snowballs. Why is a school house red? If you had 7 periods everyday you would be red, too. At the Spelling Bee Quinisha was asked to spell Mississippi. She asked, "The River or the State?" The... show more
    Best answer: The 7th graders are baby-sitting the kids of the 8th graders. What's the difference between snow men and snow women? Snowballs. Why is a school house red? If you had 7 periods everyday you would be red, too. At the Spelling Bee Quinisha was asked to spell Mississippi. She asked, "The River or the State?" The teacher asked a 7th grader why did Washington cross the Delaware? He answered, "Could be da dude had a ho in Jersey." The teacher asked one 7th grader, Jamal, what's the difference between 5 apples and 2 apples? Jamal said, "Yo dawg, dats how I feels; what da dif'rance!" Hope some of these are useful. Have a great school year. :)
    3 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 6 years ago
  • If a move takes 4 hours and 50 minutes and stops at 7:10 what's the start time?

    Best answer: Wait a minute, dude. Is this a trick question? You don't say whether it's a.m. or p.m., what day of the week, month, daylight savings time or anything. Come on man, give us a hint. LOL Just to be on the safe side - I'll go with 2:20 a.m. or 2:20 p.m. :)
    Best answer: Wait a minute, dude. Is this a trick question? You don't say whether it's a.m. or p.m., what day of the week, month, daylight savings time or anything. Come on man, give us a hint. LOL Just to be on the safe side - I'll go with 2:20 a.m. or 2:20 p.m. :)
    3 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 6 years ago