Here is my theory:
"The world was created by a duck which was caught in a vacuum cleaner in space. The duck said 'let there be rocks!' and there was, Earth.
But the world was sinful so the duck drowned everyone in his pee, after telling a man called Mr. Muhahahapacheleoszyzneyemielebokkawokkah... to build a big boat and put 2 of every unicorn on it. For 69 days and 69 nights, the boat floated on the pee until on the 69th day, Mr. Muhahahapacheleoszyzneyemielebokkawokkah... saw a rainbow, which he was fairly sure was a sign that the duck would never need to go pee again.
A few thousand years later, the duck saw the world was still evil. So the duck sent his bacon sandwich down to Earth to be eaten for our sins. It worked and now we are all one in holy duckliness."
Where did the duck and the vacuum cleaner come from you might ask? Both are almighty and have always existed and will always exist.
also, my duck says being gay is naughty and you shouldn't eat oysters.
What do you think of my theory?? It is a very good theory right? Only sensible answers please! no trolls ;) Actually, trolls are welcome too!