• Serena and Venus Williams Joke...?

    Serena and Venus were sitting around the table having a coffee,Serena says to her sister,hey sis do you think dad might have given us hormones when we were kids? She replies back and says,whys that sis,she says Im starting to grow hair in places were Ive never grown hair before.She said wheres that sis,she replies my balls.
    Serena and Venus were sitting around the table having a coffee,Serena says to her sister,hey sis do you think dad might have given us hormones when we were kids? She replies back and says,whys that sis,she says Im starting to grow hair in places were Ive never grown hair before.She said wheres that sis,she replies my balls.
    2 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 8 years ago
  • The Car Yard Joke......?

    A women walks into a car yard,starts rubbing her hand down the leather seat of a Porsche,all of sudden she farts,anyway the salesman comes down and she say's How much for the Porsche? He says,"well I heard you fart when you rubbed the seat,you're going to $hit yourself when you hear the price!."
    A women walks into a car yard,starts rubbing her hand down the leather seat of a Porsche,all of sudden she farts,anyway the salesman comes down and she say's How much for the Porsche? He says,"well I heard you fart when you rubbed the seat,you're going to $hit yourself when you hear the price!."
    3 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 8 years ago
  • A joke you must read....?

    A mate of mine says he's been root.ng a set of twins,I said to him,how do you tell them apart,he said Sarah's got blonde hair and Gary's got a moustache.
    A mate of mine says he's been root.ng a set of twins,I said to him,how do you tell them apart,he said Sarah's got blonde hair and Gary's got a moustache.
    4 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 9 years ago
  • The best ever Genie joke?

    A 6 foot plus fellow with the smallest head ever,walks into a bar,the barman says straight away,whats with the head.The big fellow says he was walking along the beach and he kicked this bottle,and this beautifull blonde genie appeared,she says thanks for releasing me,I'll give you one wish,the bloke says how about a screw,the genie says,us... show more
    A 6 foot plus fellow with the smallest head ever,walks into a bar,the barman says straight away,whats with the head.The big fellow says he was walking along the beach and he kicked this bottle,and this beautifull blonde genie appeared,she says thanks for releasing me,I'll give you one wish,the bloke says how about a screw,the genie says,us genies dont do sex,well the bloke turns around and says How about alittle head?
    5 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 9 years ago
  • Here the one about the Lesbian?

    A lesbian goes' to a gyno for a check up,The gyno says your pretty clean down there,The lesbian says yes I get a lady in once aweek to clean it.
    A lesbian goes' to a gyno for a check up,The gyno says your pretty clean down there,The lesbian says yes I get a lady in once aweek to clean it.
    8 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 9 years ago
  • Whip riding in Australia?

    what do think about the new rules of whip riding in Australia
    what do think about the new rules of whip riding in Australia
    4 answers · Horse Racing · 9 years ago
  • Trying to find my father?

    I live in Australia,I think my father resides in South End On Sea.His name is David Henry Johnson,his wife's names is Edna.If anyone can help,it would be great.(I came out to Australia in 1970)
    I live in Australia,I think my father resides in South End On Sea.His name is David Henry Johnson,his wife's names is Edna.If anyone can help,it would be great.(I came out to Australia in 1970)
    4 answers · Family · 10 years ago
  • The Blow Drier Joke......?

    A woman comes home to find her husband blowing drying his penis. She says what the hell are you doing?He answers,just heating up your dinner.
    A woman comes home to find her husband blowing drying his penis. She says what the hell are you doing?He answers,just heating up your dinner.
    4 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 10 years ago
  • The Best Car Yard Joke?

    A lady in a car yard rubbing her hand down a leather seat of a Porsche,accidentally passes wind.The salesman comes down to see her, and she says how much for the Porsche? He turns around and says,I heard you fart when you touch the seats,but you are going too $hit yourself when you hear the price.
    A lady in a car yard rubbing her hand down a leather seat of a Porsche,accidentally passes wind.The salesman comes down to see her, and she says how much for the Porsche? He turns around and says,I heard you fart when you touch the seats,but you are going too $hit yourself when you hear the price.
    5 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 10 years ago
  • Hear About The Bar Joke?

    'Whats the most common question ask at a gay bar? Can I push your stool in for you.
    'Whats the most common question ask at a gay bar? Can I push your stool in for you.
    2 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 10 years ago
  • The Cricket Ball Joke?

    Bloke goes to a doctor and says"Doc Ive got a cricket ball stuck up my AR$E".The Doctor says"Hows That?"The bloke turned around and says "Hey Don't You Start."
    Bloke goes to a doctor and says"Doc Ive got a cricket ball stuck up my AR$E".The Doctor says"Hows That?"The bloke turned around and says "Hey Don't You Start."
    1 answer · Jokes & Riddles · 10 years ago
  • Best ever car yard joke?

    A lady was in a car yard rubbing her hand down a leather seat of a Porshe,when all of a sudden she farts.The salesman comes down,and she says how much for the car?The salesman says,Oh I heard you fart when you touch the seat,you gonna $hit yourself when you hear the price.
    A lady was in a car yard rubbing her hand down a leather seat of a Porshe,when all of a sudden she farts.The salesman comes down,and she says how much for the car?The salesman says,Oh I heard you fart when you touch the seat,you gonna $hit yourself when you hear the price.
    2 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago
  • The Heaven Joke.?

    God goes to see a bloke and says to him,if you want to get into heaven you must give up drinking,smoking and sex,the bloke says he will give it a try.After a week god goes to see the man and says how did you go? the bloke says Ive given up drinking and smoking,but when the wife bent over the freezer I had to F_CK her up the AR$E.God says to the... show more
    God goes to see a bloke and says to him,if you want to get into heaven you must give up drinking,smoking and sex,the bloke says he will give it a try.After a week god goes to see the man and says how did you go? the bloke says Ive given up drinking and smoking,but when the wife bent over the freezer I had to F_CK her up the AR$E.God says to the man,they dont like that in heaven,the bloke says to god,yeah they werent to happy about in Woolworths either.
    4 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago
  • SV6 VE Commodore?

    Anyone like the new SV6 VE Commodore?I bought one the other day.The colour on this model is called Morphis,they only made 2500 in Australia.
    Anyone like the new SV6 VE Commodore?I bought one the other day.The colour on this model is called Morphis,they only made 2500 in Australia.
    2 answers · Other - Car Makes · 1 decade ago
  • The Cricket Ball?

    A bloke goes to a doctor and says"Doc Iv'e got a cricket ball stuck up my AR$E." The doctor says"How's that." The bloke says "Don't you start."
    A bloke goes to a doctor and says"Doc Iv'e got a cricket ball stuck up my AR$E." The doctor says"How's that." The bloke says "Don't you start."
    5 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago
  • Looking For A Track Rider or Jockey?

    A good friend of mine Keith McAuley,is riding some where in Queensland,anyone whose knows where he is PLEASE let me know,I've got to pass some money on to him..
    A good friend of mine Keith McAuley,is riding some where in Queensland,anyone whose knows where he is PLEASE let me know,I've got to pass some money on to him..
    2 answers · Horse Racing · 1 decade ago
  • Space Invaders?

    Where can I find and download the old 80's song"Space Invaders" sang by Player One.Can't seem to find it"Please Help"
    Where can I find and download the old 80's song"Space Invaders" sang by Player One.Can't seem to find it"Please Help"
    6 answers · Music · 1 decade ago