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  • Popeye cartoons?

    Does anyone know what the meaning was behind 'Whimpy' always saying...

     " I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."

    I know.

    2 AnswersJokes & Riddles2 weeks ago
  • How long will COVID-19 be around?

    As of 10/15/2020 8million people have contracted the virus in the USA.

     That's about 2% of the US population.

     So if we continue with social distancing and wearing face masks...14 day isolation..and all the other stuff we are doing ...keeping the status quo.

    And since this is over a 9 month period.

    It'll take about 50 years for everyone in the USA to catch it.

    50 years of wearing masks!

    Now they're saying you can catch it more than once.

     To me that sounds like there IS NO immunity.

    50 years of wearing masks!

    14 AnswersInfectious Diseases2 weeks ago
  • Why do Liberal-Democrats...?

    Post under the avatar "Anonymous"?

    7 AnswersPolitics2 weeks ago
  • Government Health Care?

    People don't seem to see that if we had complete government healthcare that we'd still be paying high insurance premiums and the insurance companies would be raking in $billions while only paying out the minimum costs that are in the government guidelines.

     Plus if there is total government health care they can hold any and all medical treatment you may need if you didn't get all the immunizations and vaccines.

     Think about that the next time you're refilling your heart medication. Especially if you are an anti-vaxer.

     Or like now. If you come down with the COVID they could deny you treatment if they found out you didn't follow their government pandemic regulations to a 'T'.

     You'll end up waiting months to a year just to see a doctor when the Washington politicians can walk into Walter Reed like it was Grand Central.

     

    2 AnswersPolitics3 weeks ago
  • Collage Football?

    I watch the Texas Longhorns play the other Texas teams.

     I have come to the conclusion that when 2 Texas teams play, against each other, the team that wins is the one who paid the referees the most.

    1 AnswerFootball (American)3 weeks ago
  • Is Fantasy Football still around?

    How much does the COVID19  affect Fantasy Football?

    4 AnswersFantasy Sports4 weeks ago
  • End zone pass interference.?

    I watch a game yesterday the receiver was in the end zone had to jump up and reach behind him to catch the ball.

    The defender grabbed the guy's face mask and pulled him down to the turf.  HARD!

     I believe when in the end zone and it's a blatant, possibly dangerous, pass interference like that it should be an automatic touchdown.

     It's getting old to constantly see them taking the penalty to stop a touchdown.

     They have rules to protect the quarterback and a kicker...What about some that protect a receiver while he's in the air in a vulnerably position?

    2 AnswersFootball (American)1 month ago
  • A goose named Lucy?

    Lucy the goose was the most attractive female goose on the lake. All the male geese followed her around and wanted to be with her.

     The other female geese demanded that Lucy pick her mate so the rest of the females could get themselves a mate.

     So Lucy decided to have a big get-together where she'd announce her pick for a mate.

     She called it ...' A Gander Reveal Party'.

    7 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 month ago
  • Do you REALLY believe you're anonymous?

    If you think the government doesn't know who you are and where you live...

    Then don't answer and send back the Census and see how fast it takes them to be knocking at your door.

    3 AnswersGovernment1 month ago
  • Do they sell Cookbooks anymore?

    Does anyone know of a 'printed' cookbook that has recipes where you make everything from scratch?

     I have these 2 big cookbooks printed 30 years apart and they both shows recipes like....

     For homemade ' Cream of Mushroom Soup' and the fist ingredient is " 1-16oz can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom Soup."

    17 AnswersCooking & Recipes1 month ago
  • Just wondering?

    Is it true that the ' Pillsbury' dough-boy have 'dough-nuts?

    7 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 month ago
  • Yearly 9-11 memorial.?

    For 19 years we honor the deaths on the anniversary of the 9-11 attacks that were just under 3 thousand people.

     But there are over 19 thousand who die each year do to violent crime.

    So over the last 19 years the 361thousand deaths due to crime does not matter.

    1 AnswerOther - Society & Culture1 month ago
  • Double Standard?

    Why is it that the lib-democrats are pushing to remove everything about the Civil War Confederacy when most people today and their families had absolutely nothing to do with it.

     BUT one of their 'Knights in Shinny Armor' named Jimmy Carter is a DIRECT descendant of slave owners.

     Why was it such a problem that Trump made a remark about grabbing women in their privates but Biden who has ACTUALLY DID... Gets a pass?

    Politics1 month ago
  • Cities and rioting?

    Why is it that the cities that are on the news almost everyday with looting, rioting and confrontations with police are run by Democrat mayors?

     The states that these cities are in are run by democrat governors.

     These cities have police chiefs that are black or has been recently replaced with a black.

     Do the citizens of these cities enjoy all the mayhem, deaths and property lose?

    7 AnswersPolitics1 month ago
  • What now?...Problem.?

    I was putting together my new lawnmower. The instructions said to turn the bolt 'clockwise'.

     I looked at my watch to see which way 'clockwise' was...... but it's digital.

    7 AnswersJokes & Riddles2 months ago
  • Air fried chicken.?

    I have a hot air oven. I see these TV promos where they show fried chicken that looks just as good as pan/skillet fried chicken.

     I follow the instruction on preparation and cooking. It always comes out looking like it's uncooked.

     The breading is still white with black/burnt spots on it.

    If I keep cooking it...it just gets blacker and way over cooked.

     It's not brown, flaky and crisp like it would be fried in a skillet.

     The oven works just fine cooking on the rotisserie or in the rotisserie basket.

      It cooks pizza OK. All though it takes a long time, by instructions, it dehydrates well too.

     Just the fried chicken and fish comes out ...BLAH!

    3 AnswersCooking & Recipes2 months ago
  • Wouldn't it be...?

     If on the table there was a blue cylinder of Morton's and a sword...

     Would that be ' A salt with a deadly weapon'?

    4 AnswersJokes & Riddles2 months ago
  • Would it be?...?

    If the first prize was a bronzed cat butt mounted on a block of wood...Would that be a 'CatAssTrophy"?

    2 AnswersJokes & Riddles2 months ago
  • Is this right?

    If there's a  Daisy flower that thought it was a Rose would it be a 'Transplant'?'

    3 AnswersJokes & Riddles2 months ago
  • Are they earning it?

    The teachers in my state went on strike a couple of years ago basically ending the school year in March.  On strike for higher wages.  Which the state gave them with no conditions. First year teacher now makes a guaranteed salary of $45grand.

     Now with this plandemic the schools are on-line. My grandchildren say they spend about 2 hours on line to do their school work per day.

     No teachers. Just a setup digital lesson plan.

     But the teachers are STILL getting their paychecks.

    And when the teachers are asked about any plans on getting schools back to normal. They say they aren't being paid to put their health/life on the line.

     So why pay them at all?

    2 AnswersTeaching2 months ago