Tom was afraid of dying?

He was so afraid of dying that God appeared to him. Well Tom what seems to be the problem? what said Tom do i have to do to get to heaven, a thats simple Tom God replied, just give up the smoking, drinking and the sex. a month later God reappeared to Tom to see how he was getting on, well God said tom, i had no... show more He was so afraid of dying that God appeared to him. Well Tom what seems to be the problem? what said Tom do i have to do to get to heaven, a thats simple Tom God replied, just give up the smoking, drinking and the sex. a month later God reappeared to Tom to see how he was getting on, well God said tom, i had no problem with the drinking or smoking but I'm having a bit of bother with the sex. what do you mean said God. Well just take for example the last night, there was the wife bending over the freezer and i could not help but give her on. Oh they won't be too happy about that in heaven replied God. Well said Tom they were not too pleased in Tesco either
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