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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Tom was afraid of dying?

He was so afraid of dying that God appeared to him. Well Tom what seems to be the problem? what said Tom do i have to do to get to heaven, a thats simple Tom God replied, just give up the smoking, drinking and the sex. a month later God reappeared to Tom to see how he was getting on, well God said tom, i had no problem with the drinking or smoking but I'm having a bit of bother with the sex. what do you mean said God. Well just take for example the last night, there was the wife bending over the freezer and i could not help but give her on. Oh they won't be too happy about that in heaven replied God. Well said Tom they were not too pleased in Tesco either

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  • JAM123
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Best answer

    Ha ha ha.!!!

    Excellent joke so 10/10.!!!

    Cheers.!!!

    Still smiling here.!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    nice 1

    xx

  • 1 decade ago

    Haha, thats a gd one

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i first heard that 6 years ago when i went and saw Jethro - still makes me laugh tho

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  • 1 decade ago

    Good one.

  • 1 decade ago

    lol nice one

  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha thats a good one lol ;)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ha ha

    nice

  • 1 decade ago

    he he he, nice one, very funny, lol

  • hahahaha...great joke

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