Which zodiac sign is most likely to…..?

What sign are you?

-claim to have been abducted by aliens?

-sabotage a beauty pageant to win?

-drive around for 20 minutes to get the best parking spot?

-be a stalker?

-be a serial killer?

-commit suicide?

-found a cult?

-join a cult?

-cheat on their spouse/significant other?

-sleep with your spouse/significant other?

-be an evil dictator?

-be a mad scientist?

-try to pick up the opposite sex at funerals?

-win the lottery & end up broke?

-carry a mirror with them at all times?

-say I love you just to sleep with you?

-check themselves into a looney bin?

-willfully eat the last of YOUR favorite food?

-be arrested for road rage?

-gamble away their kid’s college funds?

-be a porn star?

-wear aluminum foil hats as a precaution?

-cheat on tests?

-steal your dog to collect the reward?

-blow up/burn an industrial/chemical plant to save the ozone?

-buy a time machine off the internet?

-be a cop for power?

-constantly refer to themself in the third person?

Update:

I know any kind of sign can do any of these things as well as who has done it,

but I'm looking for your opinions based

on each signs characteristics.

Update 2:

Or better yet, your personal opinion

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  • 1 decade ago
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    I'm a Sagittarius

    1. abducted by aliens: Gemini would say it to see what kind of reaction they could get out of people.

    Aquarius and Pisces would say it and mean it.

    2. Sabotage a beauty pageant: Aries, they're REALLY competitive.

    Leo: They *really* want that crown:)

    Scorpio: Because they can.

    3. Drive around looking for a parking spot: Gemini, can't make up their minds.

    Taurus: is there anything that these people do quickly?

    Capricorn: Nothing but the best for these guys, and they're patient, too.

    4. Be a stalker: Taurus, because they're too stubborn to let go.

    Cancer because they tend to be clingy.

    Scorpio because they're obsessive, and I think they'd kind of enjoy it, too:)

    5. Be a serial killer: Capricorn, they're cool headed enough, and sometimes cold enough.

    6. Commit suicide: Pisces:( You guys really need to check out the sunny side of the street, it's not half bad over here:)

    7. Found a cult: Sagittarius: We like to preach.

    Gemini: could definitely talk their way into becoming a cult leader.

    Leo: just so that they could have "followers". It's almost like being king, really.

    8. Join a cult: Sagittarius: some of us like being preached to as well.

    Aquarius: just to be different.

    Pisces: misguided spiritual quest.

    9. cheat on SO: Gemini, they need more than one of everything.

    10. sleep with someone else's SO: Aries: impulsive and lack of foresight.

    Gemini: can talk their way into any situation they want to put themselves in.

    Sagittarius or Aquarius: because societal rules are for sheep.

    11. evil dictator: Scorpio, enough said.

    12. mad scientist: Aquarius, they're crazy already, haha:)

    13. try to pick up the opposite sex at funerals: Aries or Gemini...why the hell not?

    Scorpio: funeral setting would probably be a turn on.

    14. win the lottery and end up broke: Sagittarius...we'd spend that money before the cheque was cashed.

    Pisces: would give it all to the first hard luck case that knocked on the door.

    15. carry a mirror: Leo, for obvious reasons.

    Virgo: to make sure they don't have anything stuck in their teeth.

    16. say I love you just to sleep with you: Gemini (see answer to "most likely to sleep with someone else's SO")

    17. check themselves into looney bin: Leo, for the drama of it all.

    Virgo: Just checking in for a professional opinion.

    18. willfully eat...: Cancer or Scorpio, out of spite.

    19. road rage: Aries

    20. gamble kid's college fund: Sag...but it's okay, we'll win it back:)

    21. porn star: Sag and Cancer and Pisces...actually I think this is true.

    22. aluminum foil hats: Pisces or Aqua.

    23. cheat on tests: Gemini could but doesn't really have to. I guess if they're feeling lazy that day...

    24. steal your dog to collect the reward: (lol) I know someone who did something like this only much worse. He's Taurus. I know a Cap who could easily be capable of this as well.

    25. blow up/burn a chemical plant: I would hope that an Aquarian would have better sense than this. But maybe if they had a Leo rising, and a heavily afflicted Mercury.

    26. buy a time machine: Sag. There's the travel element, and there's also the appeal of being able to go back in time and take our feet back out of our mouths.

    27. cop for power: Aries.

    28. constantly refer to themselves...: maybe Pisces.

    Have you been saving these up for a while?

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  • 4 years ago

    Napoleon was a Leo, Castro was a Leo, Obama is a Leo, Leo's are unstoppable Another one is Taurus, Hitler was something like an Ariestaurus, something about that time of year and power A lot of kings seem like they were cancers, Henry Viii of England, maybe it's because a king is usually a short fat guy who's a lot meaner than people think, until they piss him off and get axed Geminis, a lot of queens seem like Geminis, nobody's mentioned queens yet

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  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    1. abducted by aliens : Aquarius lives in space so aliens must be his friends and Gemini because he like the idea of being abducted by aliens

    2. sabotage a beauty pageant to win : i would say Libra and Taurus cause they love beauty and they will fight for it

    3. drive for 20 minutes to get the best parking spot : i would say Virgos because they seek perfection in every thing and Gemini because they are so hesitated to make a decision

    4.stalker : i think Aries and Sagittarius if they set their mind on someone they will get them

    5.be a serial killer : well i think someone who have cancer sun Capricorn moon mercury in Scorpio with Leo rising i think if he is not a serial killer he will be a very dangerous person

    6.commit suicide : pieces very sensitive and dreamy and fire signs in general they act before they think

    7.found a cult : Aquarius, Gemini, and Virgo they sure will

    8. join a cult : Aquarius

    9.cheat on their spouse: Gemini they like variety in every thing and Scorpios because they are very sexual in nature and they think about sex a lot

    10.sleep with your spouse : Gemini and Libra

    11.be an evil dictator : Aries and Capricorns and Leos

    12.be a mad scientist : Aquarius they don't call him the genius of the signs for nothing!

    13. try to pick up the opposite sex at funerals : someone with Scorpio sun Aquarius rising mercury in Aries they will do strange violent things

    14.win a lottery and end up broke : pieces and Gemini

    15. carry a mirror with them all the time : Libra they are obsessed with beauty and Leos because they think they are the best looking in the world

    16.say i love you just to sleep with you : Gemini they are manipulative and intelligent so they will make you think they love you but they don't

    17.check themselves into a loony bin : Libra and Leo

    18. willfully eat : Cancers they just love food and Scorpios they have a big appetite even if they don't look fat i think water signs in general they eat their emotions

    19.be arrested in a road rage : Aries Leo and Sagittarius

    20.gamble away their kid's college funds : pieces, cancer and maybe Aries cause they love competition and they will make sure they don't lose

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  • 4 years ago

    -claim to have been abducted by aliens? Aquarius.

    -sabotage a beauty pageant to win? Leo.

    -drive around for 20 minutes to get the best parking spot? Taurus.

    -be a stalker? Scorpio.

    -be a serial killer? Aries.

    -commit suicide? Scorpio/Cancer.

    -found a cult? Pisces.

    -join a cult? Pisces.

    -cheat on their spouse/significant other? Gemini.

    -sleep with your spouse/significant other? Gemini.

    -be an evil dictator? Capricorn.

    -be a mad scientist? Aquarius.

    -try to pick up the opposite sex at funerals? Libra.

    -win the lottery & end up broke? Sagittarius.

    -carry a mirror with them at all times? Leo/Libra.

    -say I love you just to sleep with you? Gemini/Libra/Sagittarius.

    -check themselves into a looney bin? Aquarius/Gemini.

    -willfully eat the last of YOUR favorite food? Taurus.

    -be arrested for road rage? Aries.

    -gamble away their kid’s college funds? Sagittarius/Leo.

    -be a porn star? Leo.

    -wear aluminum foil hats as a precaution? Aquarius/Pisces.

    -cheat on tests? Gemini/Leo.

    -steal your dog to collect the reward? Capricorn.

    -blow up/burn an industrial/chemical plant to save the ozone? Aquarius/Scorpio.

    -buy a time machine off the internet? Aquarius.

    -be a cop for power? Leo/Aries.

    -constantly refer to themself in the third person? Leo.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Wow, What a question!

    What sign are you? Cancer

    -claim to have been abducted by aliens? Pisces

    -sabotage a beauty pageant to win? Aries

    -drive around for 20 minutes to get the best parking spot? Cancer or Libra

    -be a stalker? Cancer

    -be a serial killer? Scorpio

    -commit suicide? Pisces

    -found a cult? Scorpio or Sag

    -join a cult? Cancer or Pisces

    -cheat on their spouse/significant other? Sag

    -sleep with your spouse/significant other? Sag

    -be an evil dictator? Scorpio

    -be a mad scientist? Scorpio

    -try to pick up the opposite sex at funerals? Gemini

    -win the lottery & end up broke? Aries

    -carry a mirror with them at all times? Cancer

    -say I love you just to sleep with you? Gemini or Virgo

    -check themselves into a looney bin? Pisces

    -willfully eat the last of YOUR favorite food? Leo

    -be arrested for road rage? Aries

    -gamble away their kid’s college funds? Pisces

    -be a porn star? Scorpio

    -wear aluminum foil hats as a precaution? Capricorn

    -cheat on tests? Gemini

    -steal your dog to collect the reward? Scorpio

    -blow up/burn an industrial/chemical plant to save the ozone? Cancer

    -buy a time machine off the internet? Cancer or Taurus

    -be a cop for power? Leo

    -constantly refer to themself in the third person? Cancer

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    What sign are you? Libra

    -claim to have been abducted by aliens? Taurus

    -sabotage a beauty pageant to win? Leo

    -drive around for 20 minutes to get the best parking spot? Aries

    -be a stalker? Taurus

    -be a serial killer? Capricorn

    -commit suicide? Cancer

    -found a cult? Sagittarius

    -join a cult? Cancer

    -cheat on their spouse/significant other? Gemini

    -sleep with your spouse/significant other? Sagittarius

    -be an evil dictator? Virgo

    -be a mad scientist? Aries

    -try to pick up the opposite sex at funerals? Libra

    -win the lottery & end up broke? Pisces

    -carry a mirror with them at all times? Libra

    -say I love you just to sleep with you? Libra

    -check themselves into a looney bin? Cancer

    -willfully eat the last of YOUR favorite food? Leo

    -be arrested for road rage? Aries

    -gamble away their kid’s college funds? Pisces

    -be a porn star? Leo

    -wear aluminum foil hats as a precaution? Virgo

    -cheat on tests? Gemini

    -steal your dog to collect the reward? Scorpio

    -blow up/burn an industrial/chemical plant to save the ozone? Gemini

    -buy a time machine off the internet? Aquarius

    -be a cop for power? Leo

    -constantly refer to themself in the third person? Sagittarius

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    What sign are you? libra

    -claim to have been abducted by aliens?-gemini

    -sabotage a beauty pageant to win?-libra

    drive around twenty minutes to get the best parking spot?-capricorn

    be a stalker?-taurus

    be a serial killer?-cancer

    commit suicide?-pisces (*kurt cobain)

    found a cult?-aqarius

    join a cult?-gemini

    cheat on their spouse/ significant other?-saggitarius, pisces or gemini (they are the cheaters of the zodiac)

    sleep with your spouse or significant other?-see above

    be an evil dictator?-aries

    be a mad scientist?-capricorn

    try to pick up opposite sex at funerals?-libra (i'm a libra and i would)

    win the lotter and end up broke?-pisces

    carry a mirror with them at all times?-libra (we are soooo vain)

    say i love u jst to sleep with you?-all males would, but i would probably give this one to libra or saggitarius

    check themselves into a looney bin?-cancer

    willfully eat the last of your favorite food?-libra ( i did it to my parents all the time)

    be arrested for road rage?-scorpio or aries (lol, they're rage heads)

    gamble away their kid's college funds?-pisces

    be a porn star?-me hopefully, lol, i'd probably give that one to leo or saggitarius

    wear aluminum foil hats as a precaution?-gemini

    cheat on tests?-libra (it's how i passed high school)

    steal ur dog to collect the reward?-lol, that's hilarius, maybe leo

    blow up/burn an industrial/chemical plant to save the ozone?-definately aqaurius

    buy a time machine off the internet?- pisces

    be a cop for power?-aries

    -constantly refer to themself in the third person?-aries

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  • 1 decade ago

    edit:

    Fine, I'll answer lol.

    What sign are you?

    -claim to have been abducted by aliens? Gemini

    -sabotage a beauty pageant to win? Scorpio or Leo

    -drive around for 20 minutes to get the best parking spot? Aries

    -be a stalker? Scorpio

    -be a serial killer? Scorpio

    -commit suicide? Pisces

    -found a cult? Libra

    -join a cult? Cancer (clingy)

    -cheat on their spouse/significant other? Libra

    -sleep with your spouse/significant other? Gemini (or to get even...Scorpio!)

    -be an evil dictator? Taurus

    -be a mad scientist? Virgo

    -try to pick up the opposite sex at funerals? Aquarius (they do weird things!)

    -win the lottery & end up broke? Aries or Gemini

    -carry a mirror with them at all times? LEO lol!

    -say I love you just to sleep with you? Gemini

    -check themselves into a looney bin? Pisces

    -willfully eat the last of YOUR favorite food? Taurus

    -be arrested for road rage? ARIES!

    -gamble away their kid’s college funds? Sagittarius

    -be a porn star? Libra

    -wear aluminum foil hats as a precaution? Aquarius

    -cheat on tests? Gemini (you gotta watch 'em!)

    -steal your dog to collect the reward? Cancer

    -blow up/burn an industrial/chemical plant to save the ozone? Sagittarius

    -buy a time machine off the internet? Aquarius

    -be a cop for power? Capricorn or Scorpio

    -constantly refer to themself in the third person? Leo

    Source(s): I'm a Sagittarius
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  • 1 decade ago

    claim to have been abducted by aliens? gemini

    -sabotage a beauty pageant to win? leo

    -drive around for 20 minutes to get the best parking spot? taurus

    -be a stalker? scorpio

    -be a serial killer? taurus

    -commit suicide? cancer

    -found a cult? aries

    -join a cult? pisces

    -cheat on their spouse/significant other? gemini

    -sleep with your spouse/significant other? libra

    -be an evil dictator? aquarius

    -be a mad scientist? saggitarius

    -try to pick up the opposite sex at funerals? libra

    -win the lottery & end up broke? gemini

    -carry a mirror with them at all times? libra

    -say I love you just to sleep with you? libra

    -check themselves into a looney bin? saggitarius

    -willfully eat the last of YOUR favorite food? leo

    -be arrested for road rage? gemini

    -gamble away their kid’s college funds? gemini

    -be a porn star? leo

    -wear aluminum foil hats as a precaution? virgo

    -cheat on tests? aquarius

    -steal your dog to collect the reward?aquarius

    -blow up/burn an industrial/chemical plant to save the ozone? saggitarius

    -buy a time machine off the internet? aquarius

    -be a cop for power? capricorn

    -constantly refer to themself in the third person? saggitarius

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  • mj
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    1 decade ago

    aliens: Cancer (man)

    Sabotage: Pisces (woman)

    drive around for 20 min; Capricorn (woman)

    Stalker: cusp of Aquar/pisces (woman) ALL men! lol

    Cheat: Cancer men

    Sleep with; Leo men

    Mad Scientist; Aries men

    P/U opposite sex and funerals: Lonely Cancer men

    Win lottery and end up broke: Leo men

    Carry a mirror: Virgo men and Gemini women

    Say I love you to sleep with you? All men

    Ck into a looney bin? hard to say.

    Eat the last of my food? All men... I can cook great.....

    Be arrested for road rage: Scorpios and Cancer men. they just don't back down....

    Gamble away kids funds: The stupid ones.

    Porn stars: Any man who is hung or hung up on himself......lol

    Cheat on tests..: Cancer men if they know they cannot pass

    Steal to collect: Not anyone sane that is for sure.

    Blow up: Scorpio men for their pyro maniac instincts

    Buy a time machine? No such luck.

    Cop: All short, very short insecure zodiac men and all gay women of every sign.

    Third Person: all men in the zodiac who can't enjoy life or share it with anyone but them selves....

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