Which zodiac sign is most likely to…..?

What sign are you? -claim to have been abducted by aliens? -sabotage a beauty pageant to win? -drive around for 20 minutes to get the best parking spot? -be a stalker? -be a serial killer? -commit suicide? -found a cult? -join a cult? -cheat on their spouse/significant other? -sleep with your... show more What sign are you?
-claim to have been abducted by aliens?
-sabotage a beauty pageant to win?
-drive around for 20 minutes to get the best parking spot?
-be a stalker?
-be a serial killer?
-commit suicide?
-found a cult?
-join a cult?
-cheat on their spouse/significant other?
-sleep with your spouse/significant other?
-be an evil dictator?
-be a mad scientist?
-try to pick up the opposite sex at funerals?
-win the lottery & end up broke?
-carry a mirror with them at all times?
-say I love you just to sleep with you?
-check themselves into a looney bin?
-willfully eat the last of YOUR favorite food?
-be arrested for road rage?
-gamble away their kid’s college funds?
-be a porn star?
-wear aluminum foil hats as a precaution?
-cheat on tests?
-steal your dog to collect the reward?
-blow up/burn an industrial/chemical plant to save the ozone?
-buy a time machine off the internet?
-be a cop for power?
-constantly refer to themself in the third person?
Update: I know any kind of sign can do any of these things as well as who has done it,
but I'm looking for your opinions based
on each signs characteristics.
Update 2: Or better yet, your personal opinion
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