An online translator from English to Spanish?

I need a good online translator that will translate my sentences from English to different dialects of Spanish including the slangs. Not google translator, not babel fish, those don't have it. I want ALL dialects of spanish. Example: English to Spanish(Mexican) English to Spanish(Puerto Rican) English... show more I need a good online translator that will translate my sentences from English to different dialects of Spanish including the slangs. Not google translator, not babel fish, those don't have it. I want ALL dialects of spanish.

Example:

English to Spanish(Mexican)
English to Spanish(Puerto Rican)
English to Spanish(Chilean)
English to Spanish(Peruvian)
English to Spanish(Argentinian)
English to Spanish(Colombian)
English to Spanish(Bolivian)

And all the other Spanish dialects I can't remember.

Please this would help.

Thannnnnkkkss =]
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