Why is Adelaide so boring?

From hearsay, it seems it is the boring capital of Australia. Thankfully it's not also the Bogan capital of Australia, that title belongs to the city of Logan.

Why does nothing happen in Adelaide? I am sure that even Wellington, with a population of 400,000 (region) has more to offer than Adelaide.
Update: No, but it actually is boring compared to other places such as Brisbane, the gold coast, Melbourne, Perth and Sydney.

I would rather live in Hobart than Adelaide
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