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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

what are some funny *BLACK* jokes(& your mummas so fat)????10 points?

sorry, i love you black people, i'm not trying to be mean, but i do enjoy black joke, and your mummas so fat joke??

so please give me some:)

i like ones like, what do you call a black person with dandruff??----- a lamington

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  • 1 decade ago
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    heres a couple of yo mama jokes

    Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

    Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

    Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

    Yo mama so fat were in her right now

    Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

    Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

    Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

    Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

    Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

    Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

    Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

    Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

    Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

    Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

    Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

    Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

    Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

    Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

    Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

    Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

    Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

    Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

  • 3 years ago

    Funny Black Jokes

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    4 years ago

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    what are some funny *BLACK* jokes(& your mummas so fat)????10 points?

    sorry, i love you black people, i'm not trying to be mean, but i do enjoy black joke, and your mummas so fat joke??

    so please give me some:)

    i like ones like, what do you call a black person with dandruff??----- a lamington

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  • 3 years ago

    You So Black Jokes

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    I have been losing weight my whole life with my heaviest being 360 lbs. I lost 19 lbs in 2 weeks. And even after losing most of my weight on a basic starvation diet and knee crippling exercise I knew this was the answer. I have never been below 25% BF. I have never looked as healthy as I do. I have never had the confidence that I have now. I have never felt as good as I feel.

  • 1 decade ago

    How do we know Adam and Eve weren't black?

    Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?

    Why don't black people like to use Tylenol?

    They have to pick cotton to get to the pills.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    A whitey was holidaying in Jamaica when one night he got drunk and had his Girlfriends name, Wendy, tattooed to his member. of course normally it would be down so only WY showed until he got a stiffy. The following week he was in the Men's room next to a Jamaican when he noticed that the Jamaican had the letters WY visible on his thingy too.

    "What a coincidence," says the whitey. "Your Girlfriends name is Wendy too!"

    "Not really," said the Jamaican. "Mine actually says 'Welcome to Trinidad and Tobago, Have a nice day'."

  • 1 decade ago

    Why dont blacks celebrate thanks giving?

    KFC isnt open on holidays

    You mum is SO fat, she makes big birds look like a rubber ducky

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    your mom is so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

  • 1 decade ago

    You so BLACK, u BLEED tar!!!!! (it was funny the 1st time i heard it)

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