What's the worst FALSE accusation people thought you did?

(it was so hard to phrase that question, i dont even know if it makes sense.)

I was accused of sleeping with a guy behind a bush THEN apperently I wiped my v-jj with a leaf?! what.the.fxck.

surprisingly, 3 people believed it.
Update: @ galice, HAHA yea.. oh well, my english fails, sue me. you know what i mean anyway.
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