Billet- Doux asked in PetsCats · 1 decade ago

How many cats do I need to get to become a "crazy cat lady"?

Thus far, I have one. And I'm already crazy.

I really think I'm on a roll here.

29 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
    Favourite answer

    You need to have enough cats that you could load up your cat launcher (similar to a missile launcher) and still have plenty of meowing cats rubbing up against your legs.

    Source(s): Watch an episode of "The Simpsons" with the crazy cat lady in it. That is your inspiration.
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  • 1 decade ago

    You can just have one cat that you spoil like crazy and people will call you a crazy cat lady.

    I think cats and dogs are better companions than most people because the animals love you unconditionally. People put conditions on their love which isnt fair but thats how life is sometimes.

  • 1 decade ago


    When I think of "crazy cat lady", I think of Arabella Figg.

    But she's not that crazy, just a cat lady.

    I think I will eventutally turn into Mrs. Figg.

    Next year we are getting two kittens and I can.not.wait.

    I love cats.

    I'd say anything over 20 would be getting a bit strange.

    No offense to anyone out there that has 20 cats.

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  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha. I don't know that there is a set limit for this...I would say it depends on how much of your life, house, money, and other resources of yours they consume! When you can't say "No" to another cat and you already can't take care of what you have. Or when no matter how clean you are, anyone that walks into your house immediately knows (nose!!) you have cats without even seeing them or having ever heard you speak of them.

    (P.S. I really love Bo's answer, as I also had the Simpson's crazy cat lady in mind initially!)

  • 4 years ago

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  • Unkurg
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    When it gets to the point where people need an oxygen tank and mask to enter your home, then maybe you have enough cats. =P

    Seriously, there have been a couple of cases like that in my area. For some reason, this makes the news. And the news photos all show animal control officers entering the homes in question wearing what looks like bio-hazard gear. Nasty...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol. I have 10 cats and my friends call me crazy cat lady. Like on the Simpsons.

    On another note, my Chemistry teacher looks like THE crazy cat lady from the Simpsons.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    When my friends say I'm going to become a crazy cat lady, they always through in the number '80' so I guess you could shoot for that

    High five I love your question

  • 1 decade ago

    Your question is so funny. I have a friend that's wants to retire to the country and have a cat farm. Now that's a crazy cat lady.

  • 1 decade ago

    Four or five. But you have to REALLY like to clean.

    Somewhere between 5 and 8, it gets to be a lot more difficult.

    But if you can care for them, then who cares if people think you're crazy? You're happy, the cats are happy, the heck with the critics!

    Source(s): Years of cat rescue and owning multiple cats
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