what would you do if you where god?

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  • 10 years ago
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    The true answer for any believing person should be 'if I'd be God I would do exactly the same as God is doing now'.

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    I believe in a greater purpose in life and that purpose is to drink as much beer, take shitloads of drugs and sleep with as many women as possible and of course to love ya mother. So if I were god I would make those things easier to do by making women less inclined to become bitches.

  • 10 years ago

    I believe in a god, but a non anthropomorphic one.

    I'd run the universe, exactly as it is. I'd do nothing different, because I couldn't. God does what god does and that is perfection. It couldn't be any other way.

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    give people a choice to either believe in me or not. then, after an extended period of time, show up out of nowhere and be all super-mega-ultra-awesome!!!! then id pick and choose who's coming with me to heaven based on what's inside their hearts and send to hell the ******* that did nothing but evil crap and trash talked me. then when theyd try to argue like they know me, id be like "im GOD mutha-effer!!!!!" this is my world that i made and your my creation that im deleting, bee-atch!!!!" im GOD!!!!!!!! i do what i want!!! i really hope He's not as effed up as i am.

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  • 10 years ago

    If I were Ganesh, I would get rid of the elephant head for day to day use. Sure, I'd use it for the ceremonies and what not, but I'd want a regular head when I'm just kickin it.

  • 10 years ago

    Make strawberries in season all year around, for the pie of course.

    I mean... come on you wouldn't

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    Go back in time and abort Sarah Palin while she was still in the womb.

  • 10 years ago

    Get rid of religion completely.

  • 10 years ago

    Nothing. It's not possible for any of us to be God.

  • 10 years ago

    eliminate all weapons of war and the knowledge to create them

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