Unlike others, I will answer this like it is serious question.
Yes, women can and do have sex with male dogs. I do not look at this as abusive because there is no way to FORCE a male dog to mount and penetrate a woman. There are some things to consider though.
First, this may very well be illegal where you live. Look up the laws under "sexual misconduct" where you live. Ironically enough, the fact that those laws are under that section of the penal code BOLSTERS the case that the practice is not abusive since if lawmakers really thought it was abusive, that law would be in the "agricultural & markets" section where animal treatment is regulated. There is NO WAY for this conduct to be abusive to the dog....except in the morally superior minds of those who look at dogs as some kind of furry child instead of the sexually driven creatures that they are.
Second, there is actually a MUCH greater chance for a woman to be harmed by a dog penetrating her since her vagina is not really built for that. The base of the dog's penis swells GREATLY to lock it inside of a female dog while mating and can damage a woman...especially if she tries to withdraw it before the dog losses his erection which can mean being "stuck" together for anywhere from 10 minutes to an hour.
Third, getting pregnant is NOT possible due to the difference in chromosomes. STD's are not an issue either (except for the rare transmission of Brucellosis which can mainly effect a woman's ability to have a normal pregnancy). I do think a human/puppy would look cool though :-)
4 decades living with....training....and LOVING dogs :-)