A blonde keeps strolling down her force to her mail field. She keeps doing this until her neighbor asks her why she is doing that. The blonde replies "My laptop keeps telling me that i've got have been given mail". ----------------------------------------... An 80 three hundred and sixty 5 days previous couple have been having issues remembering issues, so as that they desperate to bypass to their doctor to get regarded at to establish no longer something replaced into incorrect with them. whilst they arrived on the medical doctors, they defined to the doctor relating to the matters they have been having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor informed them that they have been bodily ok yet could % to start up writing issues down and make notes to help them undergo in concepts issues. The couple thanked the doctor and left. Later that nighttime mutually as looking at television, the guy have been given up from his chair and his spouse asked, "the place are you going?" He spoke back, "To the kitchen." She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" He spoke back, "particular." She then asked him, "do no longer you think of you may write it down so which you will undergo in concepts it?" He suggested, "No, i can undergo in concepts that." She then suggested, "properly i could additionally like some strawberries on actual. You had greater proper write that down with the aid of fact i comprehend you will ignore that." He suggested, "i can undergo in concepts that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." She spoke back, "properly I additionally could like whipped cream on actual. i comprehend you will ignore that so which you greater proper write it down." With inflammation in his voice, he suggested, "i do no longer could jot down that down! i can undergo in concepts that." He then fumes into the kitchen. After approximately 20 minutes he decrease back from the kitchen and handed her a plate of Francis Bacon and eggs. She stared on the plate for a 2d and suggested angrily: "I informed you to jot down it down! You forgot my toast!" ----------------------------------------... The affected person says, "provide me the undesirable information first!" doctor replies, "you have have been given AIDS." "Oh, no! What might desire to be worse than that?" asks the affected person. "you have even have been given Alzheimer's ailment." looking relieved the affected person says, "Oh...properly, that's no longer so undesirable. a minimum of i've got not got AIDS."