Someone tell me a really funny joke?

I want to laugh really hard. tell me a funny joke! (please nothing sarcastic that isnt actually funny, or a joke)

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  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    1.Why did frosty there snow man pull down his pants?

    Because he heard the snow blower coming.

    2.Astronomy Professor: What causes a half moon?

    Student:When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

    3. Johnny: My brother just opened uup a shop.

    Tina: Really? How's he doing?

    Johnny: Six months...... he opened it with a crowbar.

    That's all I got right now hope you liked em'

    Source(s): meh
  • 7 years ago

    Why was the dog sweating?

    It was a hot dog.

    Anyone?

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    Two old women are playing golf and one woman says to the other... "Do you and your husband have mutual orgasm"? And the other lady says, "No, we have State Farm".

    Ba Boom..

  • 7 years ago

    your mom is so fat(not realy) that every time she turns around its her birthday

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  • 4 years ago

    Women's rights *ba doom tshh* 😃

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