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- 3 years ago
This joke CRACKS ME UP. I hpe you adore it!! Lately, a events police patrol was once parked outside a neighborhood local bar in Minnesota. Late within the evening, the officer noticed a person leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The person stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly observing. After what gave the impression an eternity and attempting his keys on 5 distinctive cars, the person managed to seek out his possess vehicle which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of different purchasers left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his automobile, switched the wipers on and off (it was once a dry night time), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn after which switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward just a few inches, reversed slightly after which remained stationary for a couple of extra minutes as extra purchasers left in their automobiles. At final he pulled out of the automobile parking space and started to pressure slowly down the avenue. The police officer having patiently waited all this time, now began up his patrol auto, placed on the flashing lights, swiftly pulled the man over and applied a breathalyser experiment. To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no proof that the person consumed alcohol in any respect! Dumbfounded, the officer said "i'll need to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyser equipment ought to be broken." "I doubt it," stated the man. "Tonight i'm the particular decoy."
- 7 years ago
Elton and Ricky Martin had a music concert in Miami South Beach...! All the fancy hotels were full and they have to stay in a cheap hotel. Around midnight, Ricky called the attendance all upset and told him: " Would you send somebody to my room to exterminate these gay roaches...? There are gay roaches all over the place..! The attendance answered very surprised: No problem Ricky..."I will send somebody to spray and kill those gay roaches right away...But tell me...How the hell you can tell when roaches are gay...?" Ricky answered, "They are all coming out of the closet..."
- 7 years ago
what is yellow and if it fell out of a tree on top of you, it would kill you?
a school bus
whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
- big georgeLv 57 years ago
Cop stops a woman with a car full of kids. He says, "Geez, Lady are these kids all yours or is this a picnic?"
She answered, "They are all mine and believe me it ain't no picnic!"
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- Anonymous7 years ago
"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."
"Maybe you should spit out the plate!
- 7 years ago
Your mum is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!