Mad May is coming to Scotland. Will she need more security than Flumpa the Hutt? And should she be greeted with:?

Update: The Maiden?
A one way ticket to America aboard a leaky Clyde Puffer?
An infuriated mob of Celtic supporters intent on a public gralloching?
A cage on the battlements of Stirling Castle and twa bannocks a day?
The First Minister wielding Wallace's sword?
Your choice!
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