This is a matter of perspective. I was being prepared for a minor surgical procedure in South Carolina and the prep nurse asked me how much I drank. In those days, I might have had one or two drinks a week. I answered, "Well, the Catholics here consider me a teetotaler, but to the Baptists, I am an absolute drunkard." This caused her to laugh. Actually, I think Baptists drink about as much as Catholics; they just do it in the closet.