Can I get technetion to come and fix my refrigerator soon?

Answer 1

No. (that was easy).

Answer 2

The price for a house call starts at about $80.
Maybe think about getting a new one.

Go to your local appliance store and tell them you want to buy a fridge.
Then ask if they know a local person who does house calls.
You may get lucky.

Answer 3

I'll come fix it for only $999.99..

No problem.

Answer 4

Never.