The wife found my secret file of hentai on my laptop. How can I justify it to her?

... and keep my lewd drawings

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  • 1 year ago
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    Tell her you are studying Japanese art and culture and add all sorts of other Japanese art to your Laptop, prints, paintings Kabuki dancers, dragons lanterns sushi pictures of emperors and the hentai would be just part of your collection.

    • FN - 2187
      Lv 6
      1 year agoReport

      Most excellent response

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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Tell her real life does not compare and you'd prefer a waifu instead.

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  • John
    Lv 7
    1 year ago

    Learn how to use a computer, to begin with.

  • 1 year ago

    You can't.

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  • Murzy
    Lv 7
    1 year ago

    tell her you love art

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  • 1 year ago

    Tell her she simply can’t compete

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  • 1 year ago

    unless she is a perv you will likely have to get rid of your stash or your wife

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