I need help with a limerick poem. Can someone please help me?
- Roger LathburyLv 712 months ago
My first name is hard: Adriana;
Yet inside I'm soft--a banana.
I have nails, tongue, and hair.
Now I think I'll stop there.
The rest I shall save for mañana.
- deniseLv 71 year ago
An old man from Blackheath,
Sat on his set of false teeth,
He said with a start,
Oh lord bless my heart,
I've bitten myself underneath!
- 1 year ago
There once was a lady from Cree
Who got raped by an ape in a tree
The results, they were horrid
All @ss and no forehead
Three balls and a purple goatee.
- Noah ThallLv 61 year ago
Marie Antoinette said "let 'em eat cake".
Too bad that she never learned how to bake.
If she given the people some cake or some bread,
she wouldn't have ended up giving them head.
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- Anonymous1 year ago
A mathematician named Hall
Had a tri-hexahedronal ball
The cube of his weight
Times his pecker, plus 8
Is his number so give him a call
- RobinLv 71 year ago
there was a man from Leeds
Whom swallowed a packet of seeds
His butt backfired and his dick retired
and his balls were covered in weeds