I need help with a limerick poem. Can someone please help me?

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  • 12 months ago

    My first name is hard: Adriana;

    Yet inside I'm soft--a banana.

    I have nails, tongue, and hair.

    Now I think I'll stop there.

    The rest I shall save for mañana.

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  • denise
    Lv 7
    1 year ago

    An old man from Blackheath,

    Sat on his set of false teeth,

    He said with a start,

    Oh lord bless my heart,

    I've bitten myself underneath!

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  • 1 year ago

    There once was a lady from Cree

    Who got raped by an ape in a tree

    The results, they were horrid

    All @ss and no forehead

    Three balls and a purple goatee.

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  • 1 year ago

    Marie Antoinette said "let 'em eat cake".

    Too bad that she never learned how to bake.

    If she given the people some cake or some bread,

    she wouldn't have ended up giving them head.

    • Tina
      Lv 7
      1 year agoReport

      Not a limerick.

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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    A mathematician named Hall

    Had a tri-hexahedronal ball

    The cube of his weight

    Times his pecker, plus 8

    Is his number so give him a call

  • Robin
    Lv 7
    1 year ago

    there was a man from Leeds

    Whom swallowed a packet of seeds

    His butt backfired and his dick retired

    and his balls were covered in weeds

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    • Robin
      Lv 7
      1 year agoReport

      there was a man from Horsham that got out his balls to wash them
      His wife said Jack if you don't put them back I'll sit on the buggers and squash 'em

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