Heres a little secret for yall 🤫😏. It was back in the 80s when they came to say hi in some ominous, thick, creepy californian forest, I was just passing by at 1am, eating my sandwich, and they came, I was scared but was ready to fight for my home. As soon as they landed, they saw me and gave me the most chilling look. I bravely and swiftly threw my sandwiches at them accompanied with a viking yell, sadly it had no effect on them. The one-eyed freaks then started to lurk on to me like leaches looking for blood. I thought it was the end of me until, suddenly, out of nowhere, the lone wolf McQuade opening theme music started playing and out of the dark, stormy clouds, with a strike of lightning came crashing down, the one and only, Chuck Norris. His landing was enough of a blow to destroy most of the freaks, but their leader feebly stood up to him. All Chuck did was jab and the sheer force was soo much that it blasted all remains of the freaks back into space, light years away. No evidence of them were left behind. Then he gave me his special thumbs up of approval and flew away in the silence of the night. From then onwards no extra-terrestrial contact was ever to be heard of.