Is my bird a terrorist?
It doesn't end there. Whenever I try to make him perform a simple trick, or whenever I ask him a question, he responds with "NEIN!" repeatedly.
I've also seen explosives littering his cage that I've had to confiscate. However, each time I take them away, my cockatiel returns with more dangerous ones. I've also seen him absent from his cage, and each time he returns, breaking news appears on my television about recent terrorist attacks in many different cities. I've also caught him wearing a strange black mass and nazi flags hung all over his cage.
Should I be scared? Is there any sort of way to stop this? Help would be greatly appreciated.