Yeah, our jewdars work fine here, son! Just fine!
However, you just won a nice set of Jew Jokes:
A Jew gay guy, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his jewish parents, went over to their house and found his mother in the kitchen cooking chicken soup dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, 'Mama, I have something to tell you ..I'm gay.'
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, 'You're gay -- doesn't that mean you put other men's penises and balls in your mouth?'
The guy said nervously, 'Uh, yeah, Mama, well I guess so.' His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, 'Don't you EVER complain about my blood matzha balls diner again!!
Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in israel?
Saint Rabbi's Hospital fer the jew
There's the sad story of the poor lil' jew guy who was involved in a real bad road accident. When he came out from under the anaesthetic, the doctor was leaning over him anxiously.
"Son," he said, "I've got some good news and some bad news.
"The bad news is that your were in a very serious accident, and I'm afraid we had to amputate both your feet just above the ankle."
"Holy Wailing Wall, Holy 30 nickels & dimes!" gasped the patient.
"What's the good news?"
"That guy in the next bed, Mr. Schitzbloom over there will give you a good price for your boots."
How can you tell a jewish airline?
It's the one with hair under the wings.