RR
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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 year ago

Which would you rather cut: the cards, the mustard, the cord or the cheese?

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  • 1 year ago
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    I've CUT them ALL at one time or ANOTHER............ But I have MORE EXPERIENCE with CHEESE...........πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • RR
      Lv 7
      1 year agoReport

      That has the smell of success.

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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Cut the pack.

    • RR
      Lv 7
      1 year agoReport

      Cut it out!

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  • Matip
    Lv 5
    1 year ago

    How about crap, for a change?

    • RR
      Lv 7
      1 year agoReport

      You might need a change if it was diarrhoea...

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  • 1 year ago

    Hmm,,,let's see; the cards have already been dealt, the mustard is already cut, and the cord was severed many moons ago; so I guess it would be the cheese; because that is all I have left too do, besides wake up tomorrow morning.

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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    I believe there's a time when the cord of life

    Should be cut, my friends

    (Cut the cord, my friend)

    I believe there's a time when the cord can be cut

    And this vision ends

    (Let this vision end)

    • RR
      Lv 7
      1 year agoReport

      Thank you, Unkle

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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Cheese. Always fun.

  • martin
    Lv 5
    1 year ago

    The cheese ,I am grater at that

    • RR
      Lv 7
      1 year agoReport

      So I've heard.

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  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    1 year ago

    I was pouring chocolate powder into milk,

    & my wife was cutting the cheese near me.

    Her knife then β€œslipped”,hit my hand,& knocked over

    my milk,RR..

    I then told the paramedic my wife cut me to the Quick.😩

    • RR
      Lv 7
      1 year agoReport

      Did you shake it?

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  • 1 year ago

    the cards!

    • RR
      Lv 7
      1 year agoReport

      Your deal!

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  • audrey
    Lv 7
    1 year ago

    Mustard!

    • RR
      Lv 7
      1 year agoReport

      Well done!

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