How to get a lobotomy?

I want a lobotomy to dull or remove emotions.
Im single and sick of starting over again but I also hate being single.. But Im also too old to find anyone... Theres just no decent guys left and any that are decent dont want me

So I need a lobotomy so I can just deal with life.
Update: Im fine with being a vegetable as long as I dont have to feel emotions
Update 2: Councelling doesnt help
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