What the non-funniest Cliche you ever heard?

Answer 1

Best answer

When life gives you melons,

make melonade..

Source(s): (I may be a little dyslexic.)

Answer 2

It was a dark and stormy night.

• Holo Holo

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  6 months agoReport

  That sounds like the beginning of your Memoirs!
  

Answer 3

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Answer 4

"Forty for head, a hundred for bed"

What?

*runs away fastly*

Answer 5

"If you wanna dance, you gotta pay the Piper."

Who is this: "piper?" if I wanna hear "Amazing Grace", I'll go to a funeral..

• Pronk

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  6 months agoReport

  Peter..Peter Piper...I thot everyone knew that.
  

Answer 6

He who smelt it, dealt it.

• Holo Holo

  Lv 7

  6 months agoReport

  If it was up your @ss you'd know!
  

Answer 7

I think cliches are funny just the way they are

• Holo Holo

  Lv 7

  6 months agoReport

  Sorry, beyond not funny.