What the non-funniest Cliche you ever heard?

Answer 1

When life gives you melons,
make melonade..

Answer 2

I think cliches are funny just the way they are

Answer 3

He who smelt it, dealt it.

Answer 4

"If you wanna dance, you gotta pay the Piper."

Who is this: "piper?" if I wanna hear "Amazing Grace", I'll go to a funeral..

Answer 5

"Forty for head, a hundred for bed"

What?
*runs away fastly*

Answer 6

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Answer 7

It was a dark and stormy night.