RR
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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 6 months ago

When a waiter asks if you want a box for your leftovers, do you say, "No. But I'll wrestle you for them."...?

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  • 6 months ago
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    No,I flip him for them.

  • 6 months ago

    Yes....

    What you want to do is box the waiter before the check arrives....

    Dining out is cheaper that way....

    I keep a horseshoe in each glove....

    That way, y'see, after I knock him out, I can leave before he wakes up....

    A Czech brought my check one time and asked for my cheque....in a Japanese restaurant....

    So I dotted his eye with a horseshoe....as it turns out, one horseshoe beats a pair of chopsticks....

    Then I asked if he still wanted to trade his Japanese Czech check for my cheque....

    He didn't answer....

    So the waiter was waiting....

    This works on taxi drivers too....

    But don't box the driver while the taxi is in motion....

    This makes taking a taxi to a fancy restaurant really affordable....

    But we have a shortage of waiters and cabbies in this this vicinity....

    Source(s): Boxing a Czech check waiter waiting for the cheque....In a Japanese restaurant....
    • Patrick
      Lv 7
      6 months agoReport

      Well, yes - for Karyn and I - not so much for the waiter....

  • 6 months ago

    I prefer "THUMB WRESTLING".............😂😂😂😂

    • RR
      Lv 7
      6 months agoReport

      I hope nobody gives you the finger.

  • 6 months ago

    No, I just never take leftovers, my friend.

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  • 6 months ago

    If he said 'Do you want TO box for the leftovers?' then 'No, but I'll wrestle you for them' would be quite funny. However with 'a' box the joke doesn't work.

    • bluebellbkk
      Lv 7
      6 months agoReport

      'A box' is how some people say WHAT exactly? I'm sorry if I'm being slow, but I don't see the joke.

  • martin
    Lv 5
    6 months ago

    I dont that box she gave me ,left me unless

    • RR
      Lv 7
      6 months agoReport

      The box broke up with you?

  • Jess C
    Lv 7
    6 months ago

    I do like leftovers... That does sound like something I would do.

  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    6 months ago

    I sue-she,RR..

    When l said I’d arm wrestle her for them;

    She looked at my forearm,& thought it was humerus.😀

    • Patrick
      Lv 7
      6 months agoReport

      ....blacksmith that does not swing both ways yoke....

  • 6 months ago

    An ambidextrous fast bowler once took some leftovers, and then he took some right overs!

    Never took any wickets that day though!

  • Anonymous
    6 months ago

    have YOU seen how BIG he is ??? NO THANKS !!!!

    • Patrick
      Lv 7
      6 months agoReport

      Waffle him over the head with a table....that will lay him low....

      Waffle a waiter with a table yoke....

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