What is the most ridiculous Bible story you have ever heard?

Looks like the religious dickheads running this category have frozen my question about the dumbest Bible stories you have ever heard so I'll rephrase it for the ignorant little snowflakes.

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  • Bill-M
    Lv 7
    8 months ago
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    Noah and the Ark.

    • Gabriel7 months agoReport

      Here is an interesting Video on the flood:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZrxogY9Pnc&list=PL13eE2x3qhPktufTQOHw0wsMOPdxFky-P&index=3&t=0s

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  • Anonymous
    8 months ago

    The most ridiculous Bible story I have ever heard is when atheistards lie about having read it.

    Glad to help.

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    • Patrick
      Lv 7
      6 months agoReport

      Again as if you would know, BellJar. Like atheists didn't call Anonymous a "religtard" many times before.
      You may want to take your OWN advice.

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  • Tina
    Lv 7
    8 months ago

    You don't quite get that whoever wrote the story of Jonah had a sense of humour, do you?

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  • JimZ
    Lv 7
    8 months ago

    It would be kind of boring if they told a story of a Jonah sitting on his stool watching his donkey.

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  • Peter
    Lv 7
    8 months ago

    Ridicule is for the credulous only.

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  • 8 months ago

    Everything is ridiculous in this novel.

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  • 8 months ago

    Giving money to the church is well spent.

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  • 8 months ago

    Nothing ridculous but fantastic? Yes. I'd put Saul's conversion right up there.

    Now there's ridiculous secular pseudoscience, yes, but nothing in the Bible.

    Maybe for you it's the drugs?

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  • 8 months ago

    In the beginning.....

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