Anonymous
Anonymous asked in PetsDogs · 7 months ago

What is the fastest way for a reputable, ethical BYBer to breed teacup English Mastiff dogs?

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  • Anonymous
    6 months ago
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    I'm a backyard breeder. It's not possible to concoct such a breed. But I do have over 200 basset hound puppies for sale.

    • Anna
      Lv 5
      6 months agoReport

      I hope you're just a troll and aren't actually a BYB cause if you are you should be in prison.

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  • 6 months ago

    Back Yard Breeder has no business in the same sentence as neither "reputable" OR "ethical". However what DOES belong here is "troll".

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  • 6 months ago

    Lol. Theres way too many oxymorons here.

  • Ocimom
    Lv 7
    6 months ago

    A "reputable ethical BYBer " is an oxymoron. Go get some stuffed animals if you want a "teacup Mastiff".

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  • Anonymous
    6 months ago

    Ethical BYBer; LOL. That's the same as an honest liar.

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  • Anonymous
    6 months ago

    Apparently the OP has run out of Tales of Bassets. The apparent desperate need for attention is sad.

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  • 7 months ago

    lol...lmfao... nice troll try.

    reputable, ethical BYBer hahahahahahaahahahahahaha

    to breed teacup English Mastiff dogs? hahahahahahhaha

  • Anonymous
    7 months ago

    That's going to be a tough breed to 'teacup'. You're going to have to severely malnourish the beyatch during her pregnancy, then restrict the pups' food intake during the first few weeks of life (right up until six weeks when you sell them). This approach will result in 'developmental teacupping' as opposed to 'genetic teacupping'. Obviously you don't give customers any information about this (or indeed any information at all).

    Anyway, good luck! They ought to be adorable little puppies and they might even be healthy.

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    • There's a difference between arrogance and confidence. Besides, joking about abusing and neglecting dogs is in VERY poor taste. There are a lot of really stupid people that would actually take this answer seriously.

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  • 7 months ago

    There is no such thing as an ethical backyard breeder. And breeding "teacup English Mastiffs" is just cruel.

    I can tell you're disliking every reply that doesn't agree with your actions. That's such a dumb way to live lmao. Instead of thinking about why we don't agree with you, you don't even bother.

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  • Maxi
    Lv 7
    7 months ago

    No such thing as an "ethical/reputable BYB"

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