Why is the bible written in English?

Why is it that the bible is written in English, but whenever Jesus comes to mow my grass, he only speaks Spanish?

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  • Gourry
    Lv 5
    12 months ago
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    the bible is written by King Jesus James team. Your Jesus Gómez was not on the team. Not integrated enough, I guess.

  • Anonymous
    12 months ago

    A person can know many truths about God and the Bible by reciting the rosary each day with care.

  • Paul
    Lv 7
    12 months ago

    It has been translated into every language on Earth, including English.

  • David
    Lv 7
    12 months ago

    I suggest you offer him a Spanish language Bible next time he shows up. They're really easy to get, and I've given some away.

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  • 12 months ago

    Because you can't read it in Koine Greek.

    Source(s): Greek Orthodox Christian
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  • 12 months ago

    I think you'll find its written in many languages.

    I can't believe I'm breathing life into this ludicrous question.

    ~

  • Anonymous
    12 months ago

    For the English, Americans, and whoever else knows english?

  • Misty
    Lv 7
    12 months ago

    Its written in many languages because a sucker is born every minute.

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