If you are booking Santa Claus for a holiday event, would you require him to have a real beard?

Or would you allow a Santa with a fake beard, as long as he looked convincing enough?

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  • Anonymous
    7 months ago

    A long shiny snowy white fake beard

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  • 8 months ago

    Real beard.....+_+

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  • DIEGO.
    Lv 7
    9 months ago

    its a good question!

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  • Anonymous
    9 months ago

    Why does he have a beard in the first place?

    Why can't he look young?

    Why can't he not have gray or white hair?

    Why can't he be 20?

    Can I speak with the manager-Karen

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  • 9 months ago

    Real beard, but it's okay if he's a Jew and smells like whiskey.

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  • Anonymous
    9 months ago

    I would want Santa to have a vagina

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