RR
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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 8 months ago

To practise safe eating, should you use condiments?

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  • 8 months ago
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    No need, since the food we eat, we need it to fertilize in our digestive organs . If not what is the use of eating then.

  • 8 months ago

    Yes. In a condi-minium.

    • RR
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      8 months agoReport

      No families living there!

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  • 8 months ago

    If you like it covered.

  • martin
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    8 months ago

    Only in confided spaces

    • RR
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      8 months agoReport

      You need a lot of confidence

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  • 8 months ago

    I had my CONDIMENTIUM made out of CATSUP packages............πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • 8 months ago

    Yes,so to land softly on a crash diet and none of the pizza reaches your stomach.

    Source(s): What???I don't know.
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    • Big Kahuna
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      8 months agoReport

      Me,too.Ms.Jess.I hate diets.The only thing that I'm supposed to have is cardboard and even it has too many carbs.And,it tastes like cardboard,of course.

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  • anand
    Lv 5
    8 months ago

    If it is an iron safe, acid condiments would be needed.

    • RR
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      8 months agoReport

      Or explosive ones.

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  • geezer
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    8 months ago

    Condoms for safer sex .. Condiments for safer eating.

    Sorry .. but that joke is at least 25 years old.

  • 8 months ago

    Yes, it would be a good prelude to safe eating; however, I feel that some would want some, prominent figures, too practice 'abstinence'.

    • RR
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      8 months agoReport

      Most politicians.

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  • keerok
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    8 months ago

    To practice safe eating, wear a life vest, put a helmet on your head, and fasten your seatbelt.

    What is safe eating? Eating is always dangerous. Everything you put in your mouth has died just to feed you.

    When following a strict diet, usually, the only condiment that is allowed is salt. That is unless you're into a no-salt diet.

    • RR
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      8 months agoReport

      And don't eat while sitting on a volcano?

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