If you were interested in joining either the army or the air force, which would you join?

Army, easier and faster to get into, but after you're in : longest deployments of all branches... have to go to the field without taking a shower for weeks or months at a time.... mandatory group PT everyday that consists of the same exercises like the "prone row" that have no use for your fitness... show more Army, easier and faster to get into, but after you're in : longest deployments of all branches... have to go to the field without taking a shower for weeks or months at a time.... mandatory group PT everyday that consists of the same exercises like the "prone row" that have no use for your fitness at all, and are really only meant for social function for unit cohesion and for sergeants to show that they can lead troops.....burdensome infantry equipment issued to everyone that you must make sure nothing happens to any of it or else......you're promised that the Army is the only branch that guarantees you your MOS, yet when you actually get to your unit you end up spending most of your time in the motor pool cleaning out the same sheds over and over again...... if you're not married, you can't leave the barracks until you're an E6....treated more like a little kid etc


Air Force, harder to get into, but after you're in: no infantry gear.....rarely if ever go to the field....you usually get to do your own PT and the occasions you do group PT it isn't the ridiculous drill and ceremony crap the Army does.... you actually get to DO YOUR JOB more often instead of being out in the motor pool doing crap completely unrelated to your job....you are more likely to have a job that better translates to civilian sector when you leave the military....if you're not married, you get to leave the barracks at the rank of E4 rather than E6 with Army....treated more like an adult, etc
Update: Would you rather join the Army, and literally have a bad @ss (from not being able to wash your butt for weeks) for the sake of trying to look like a "bad @ss" and put yourself through all this extra crap for no extra pay Or would you rather join the "chair force" and just get the... show more Would you rather join the Army, and literally have a bad @ss (from not being able to wash your butt for weeks) for the sake of trying to look like a "bad @ss" and put yourself through all this extra crap for no extra pay

Or would you rather join the "chair force" and just get the medical/education benefits of the military, plus a good translatable job...without the extra unnecessary crap the Army puts people through?
Update 2: Army: work harder, not smarter or Air Force: work smarter, not harder?
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