Knock knock joke about knives?

It’s a long story, but I need a knock knock joke about a knife. Any ideas?

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  • 8 months ago

    Knock knock

    Fork, who's there,

    Knife, it's me,

    Fork, who's me,

    Knife, me, your knife,

    Fork, bugger off i already have a knife.

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  • 8 months ago

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Knife.

    Knife who?

    Knife to meet you!

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  • 8 months ago

    Knife in wood. I know what you did last summer.

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  • 8 months ago

    Knock,Knock.Who's there?Ginsu.Ginsu who?Ginsu  see all the knives flying at Benny Hanna's?

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  • Lôn
    Lv 7
    8 months ago

    KK....

    Who's there?

    Daggerid .

    Daggerid who?

    Run!!...it's Rolf Harris!

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  • Anonymous
    8 months ago

    Knock-knock. Whos there? Whats that? A stab wound. Your welcome

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