Baseball players look like babies. Agree?

This guy on the baseball team asked me out and I rejected him and now the whole baseball team is out for my blood and whenever they see me they pose and try to look all angsty and like,, lean on their bats and stuff but they just look like preschoolers on a little league team. Well this lead me to discover that all... show more This guy on the baseball team asked me out and I rejected him and now the whole baseball team is out for my blood and whenever they see me they pose and try to look all angsty and like,, lean on their bats and stuff but they just look like preschoolers on a little league team. Well this lead me to discover that all baseball players look like they're on a little league team. I'm a Chicagoan and I love the cubs but now when I look at them I just think "am darn those look like some newborns." Does anyone else feel this way?
Update: I think it's the uniforms
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