RR
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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 month ago

Are you strong enough to break wind?

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  • 1 month ago
    Best answer

    My "WIND" is STRONG enough to BREAK my SHORTS..........πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • 4 weeks ago

    I'm strong enough to bend wind.

    beat that.

  • Gregg
    Lv 6
    4 weeks ago

    As I grow older, my strength to break wind has gotten stronger, both in force and in atmosphere...lol

    • RR
      Lv 7
      4 weeks agoReport

      And the frequency has increased too, I bet.

  • 4 weeks ago

    At my age, my wind can blow holes into Krell steel.

    [ Monsters from the Id ]

    I think it comes from eating the Forbidden Plant.

    Living on a Boat, it does come in handy. All I have too do is go over the side, float in the water, blast one out, and net the fish as they float to the surface.

    • RR
      Lv 7
      4 weeks agoReport

      Don't blast one too close to your boat. It could lose bouyancy in the gas bubbles.

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  • 1 month ago

    Even the sick person in ICU can do that even while asleep.

  • 1 month ago

    I've bent it once or twice...

    • RR
      Lv 7
      1 month agoReport

      Right out of a crack?

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    My husband certainly is....it comes naturally to him.

    • RR
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      1 month agoReport

      All husbands are like that.

  • anand
    Lv 5
    1 month ago

    I would prefer to be a window breaker rather than a wind breaker..

  • 1 month ago

    No,I can only crack it.

    • RR
      Lv 7
      1 month agoReport

      Like a crack of thunder?

  • 1 month ago

    You bet I am my friend lol.

    • Martin4 weeks agoReport

      did you name your son 'two horse *******' ?

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