Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 4 weeks ago

My twelve year old daughter just told me she's an atheist. Is it best to handle this with a leather strap or a wooden swat paddle?

Update:

I have both paddle and strap.  I'm Southern Baptist and as such, a true believer.

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  • Henry
    Lv 4
    4 weeks ago
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    You don't believe in the Muslim god either, do you!?!?!?!?!?

  • 4 weeks ago

    Um, neither! You do not have the right or the authority to punish someone for not being religious.

  • 4 weeks ago

    Regardless how your little brain interprets reality you cannot push your beliefs on other people, your offspring is no different!

  • 4 weeks ago

    what are you, a snowflake?

    baseball bat, dummy dum

    • Cyberpope4 weeks agoReport

      what if she listened to you?  Think before you post on the internet!

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  • 4 weeks ago

    The Neo-Nazis will track you down my dude, the fuhrer will kill you

  • 4 weeks ago

    Piss in a bottle every night and when she's asleep pour it on her.

    After about 2 weeks ask why she's constantly wetting the bed

    If she has any siblings, they will tell everyone she's a bedwetter and her life will be ruined. Eventually she will be forced to live in a cave for the rest of her life

    • Joe4 weeks agoReport

      you stole this comment from another user lol

  • 4 weeks ago

    Tell her that god created every thing. Then tell her she can believe in what she wants, but that doesn't mean its correct. Then finally tell her that she is going to h***.

  • 4 weeks ago

    Bullet to the electronic is way better than both of those

  • Chances of you actually having a twelve year old daughter.

    Zero percent.

  • 4 weeks ago

    If you use either one, she'll hate you...and she'll still be an atheist. Instead, prove to her that God exists. Oh, you can't? Then get over yourself and leave her be.

  • I do believe you are lying

    had you said 16 year old I might have bit

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