RR
Lv 7
RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 9 months ago

If a doctor said "No" to a nurse offering to give him stitches, would she say "Suture self"...?

8 Answers

Relevance
  • Anonymous
    9 months ago
    Favourite answer

    After oral surgery she might say "Catgut your tongue?"

    • RR
      Lv 7
      9 months agoReport

      He could be scarred for life.

    • Commenter avatarLog in to reply to the answers
  • 9 months ago

    Whatever your "PERFORATION?"...........πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • RR
      Lv 7
      8 months agoReport

      You are wholly correct

    • Commenter avatarLog in to reply to the answers
  • martin
    Lv 5
    9 months ago

    And put him on a staple diet

    • RR
      Lv 7
      9 months agoReport

      Sew it seems.

    • Commenter avatarLog in to reply to the answers
  • 9 months ago

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • Commenter avatarLog in to reply to the answers
  • What do you think of the answers? You can sign in to give your opinion on the answer.
  • 9 months ago

    Yes,and he said," OK,I'll put in a zipper,just in case."

  • Ryan
    Lv 7
    9 months ago

    Doctor told me I needed stitches once then he told me a joke

    • RR
      Lv 7
      9 months agoReport

      Did your sides split?

    • Commenter avatarLog in to reply to the answers
  • polly
    Lv 7
    9 months ago

    Either that or I could rub a bit of dirt on it if you like

    • RR
      Lv 7
      9 months agoReport

      A scary thought.

    • Commenter avatarLog in to reply to the answers
  • 9 months ago

    Hahahahaaha..............you're a real STITCH!

    • RR
      Lv 7
      9 months agoReport

      I hope it didn't needle you.

    • Commenter avatarLog in to reply to the answers
Still have questions? Get answers by asking now.