Where is my penis?

Answer 1

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According to this song, someone might be selling it on the street.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

• River Euphrates

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  8 months agoReport

  YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  

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Answer 2

mines on the back of my head, don't know if it's the same for everyone though

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Answer 3

Have you been to any parties lately?  Try calling around to see if anyone has seen it.  Make sure they check the medicine cabinet - that's where I always seem to leave mine....

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Answer 4

When you find it, make sure to take care of it by using a penis health creme. Don't you want your penis to have the best nutrients and amino acids, providing oxygen for healthy cell function? If erections make you happy, I'd recommend googling penis health creme. Trust me. Cheers. 

• Kyle8 months agoReport

  it not in my house 
  

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Answer 5

How did you survive life not knowing where your penis was?

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Answer 6

should be in your undies

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Answer 7

Detachable penis are such a pain.

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Answer 8

Did you ever think maybe you're a girl?

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Answer 9

Well ,you must have lended it to a friend .Regards.

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Answer 10

Probably under the couch cushions with the rest of the small change.

• mike1 month agoReport

  thats mean
  

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Answer 11

up your dads anus.

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