Where is my penis?

Answer 1

Best answer

According to this song, someone might be selling it on the street.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

• River Euphrates

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  4 weeks agoReport

  YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  

Answer 2

mines on the back of my head, don't know if it's the same for everyone though

Answer 3

Have you been to any parties lately?  Try calling around to see if anyone has seen it.  Make sure they check the medicine cabinet - that's where I always seem to leave mine....

Answer 4

Where is the last place you remember having one?

Answer 5

When you find it, make sure to take care of it by using a penis health creme. Don't you want your penis to have the best nutrients and amino acids, providing oxygen for healthy cell function? If erections make you happy, I'd recommend googling penis health creme. Trust me. Cheers. 

• Kyle3 weeks agoReport

  it not in my house 
  

Answer 6

How did you survive life not knowing where your penis was?

Answer 7

should be in your undies

Answer 8

Detachable penis are such a pain.

Answer 9

Did you ever think maybe you're a girl?

Answer 10

Well ,you must have lended it to a friend .Regards.

Answer 11

Probably under the couch cushions with the rest of the small change.