Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 month ago

What is the best way to seduce a married Methodist woman?

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    Can you play guitar and sing like Elvis?

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  • Now she's planning to leave her current husband--who she stole from another woman--to be with her "soulmate".  Such a fine Christian lady.  

    Seriously, to those of you who think Fireball is a Christian: Have you ever attended church?  Have you spent time around genuine Christians?

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  • Climb into a lions den slather with pig fat

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  • 1 month ago

    ONLY MY SOULMATE WILL GET ME NOW BUT U NEED to MYOB...TIRH

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  • Jeff
    Lv 4
    1 month ago

    Knock on the old witch's door with a handle of Grey Goose Vodka in your hand.

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