RR
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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 8 months ago

If you can think of any vegetable puns, can you lettuce know?

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  • 8 months ago
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    Most Vegetable puns  around here are pretty corny and I don't carrot all for veggie puns.  However,  not to squash Pronk's hopes,  but I am sure I can beet him   before he turnips. Being a pun master around here, is very cucumbersome .  Peas don't hold it against me. 

  • Anonymous
    8 months ago

    If you ask nicely and say peas .....?

    Hold on .... Do you need a leek to make a really good vegetable stew?

    Not nececelery.

    A little gem or complete radish .... ?

    • RR
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      8 months agoReport

      That wasn't corny at all!

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  • 8 months ago

    Yes, I once saw a tomato blushing when it saw the salad dressing!

    • RR
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      8 months agoReport

      I'm green with envy that I didn't think of that.

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  • 8 months ago

    Yes,sooner or later you will eat a tomater.

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  • polly
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    8 months ago

    I've been pondering this question for hours & still haven't been able to produce anything

  • 8 months ago

    Yes, I would let UNO to lettuce know.

    • RR
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      8 months agoReport

      Unanimous!

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  • Anonymous
    8 months ago

    Can't.

    Mine are more melon-choly.

    • RR
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      8 months agoReport

      But quite sweet.

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