I have a huge penis, how to get the girl who I have a big crush on?

Question

I'm not very handsome so I admit It will be fairly difficult.

Update:

Serious question guys and no way am I taking it out in person. It wont work. 

Answer 1

Whip out your penis in front of her

Answer 2

I don’t think women care that much about a guy’s size, it’s guys that are obsessed with that

Answer 3

A big dick isn't much if you don't have money and things to go with it.  Remember females are only interested in what they can get from us.  What they can gain by keeping us around them.