Which celebrity should we invite to the Jokes & Riddles Christmas party as an after-dinner speaker?
- PronkLv 710 months agoFavourite answer
Toe be,or not toe be,RR..
Our own Carol,colud lead us in Caroling;
But if anyone parks in my space,they’ll be TOE’D..
(I’ll call a professional hooker.🧐)
- Weasel McWeaselLv 710 months ago
Why---the one and only Little Big Man, of course!
He could regale with harrowing tales of P&S wars and strife..........and with any luck, he'll bring Sharon Stone as his date.
- GreggLv 610 months ago
. Trump. He's the biggest joke of all seasons.
- Big KahunaLv 710 months ago
Gristle McFizzle,the Cannibal Mime.
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- PatrickLv 710 months ago
Padraig, ar ndóigh....
- LônLv 710 months ago
Bernard Manning (the late, great)... but....
Anyone non-PC so he could tell jokes like:-
Lizah was at a quiz show and was asked " Who piloted the first aeroplane?
Lizah answered: " Mah Rastus."
The questionmaster said : "Sorry, that's wrong, the answer is 'Alcock and Brown."
Lizah replied: "That's what ah said...MAH RASTUS!"
- Little Big ManLv 710 months ago
Well, he may not be a celebrity but he is a truly funny guy, are very own Laughing Boy he would bring tears to your eyes with laughing.
- 10 months ago
Tommy Cooper. .
- Jess CLv 710 months ago
Chris Hemsworth, please.
- Laughing BOYLv 710 months ago
Only one if he were alive today...... The great RODNEY DANGERFIELD......😂😂😂😂