What (and for whom) will be your Secret Santa gift at the Jokes & Riddles Christmas party?
- 1 month agoFavorite Answer
A pack of extra small condoms for Mean Anon.
- LudwigLv 61 month ago
A 'Ladyshave'. This is guaranteed to offend recipients of both sexes.
- 1 month ago
I haven't received an invitation, so am planning to crash (by coming down the chimney) *waits for dirty line* ..So I will be dressed as Santa then, and covered with soot, which seems appropriate as I'm actually living in a boiler room currently, hiding from the Peach Mints. FOR A GIFT, I plan to bring a bag...an old bag...a big old bag....full of piss and vinegar (LOL) oh, ok, I'll leave her home then) and in the bag...twelve mystery gifts, wrapped in old Hustler magazine pages as wrapping paper. These gifts will be handed out randomly, but they include:
1. a bottle of very good scotch
2. some heroin
3. the complete Hobo Biographies (urine-soaked tales of finding good stuff in trash ...inspiring!
4. Cuban Cigars (pre-smoked, for your convenience)
5. Cuban Cigars, intact.
6. A Mercedes with slightly soiled rear seat, but only 900 miles. (I forget where I stoled it...take it, please.)
7. My golf clubs. *cries* Take these before I golf again!! I STINKS AT GOLFS!
8. A lifetime supply of Pizza Hut gift cards
9. Herpes medicine
10. A dog with a brandy keg around his neck, and 3 naked womens to help.
HO HO HO!!
11. MY marbles. Because maybe YOU wont lose them!
12. A Partridge in a Pear Tree (Sorry, its not Susan Dey. I think it's Danny
Bonaduce) (I will include a pair of ear plugs)
- Weasel McWeaselLv 71 month ago
A New Pork Pie Hat for Carol. But a really little one.....to wear on his toe. so his avatar will look more stylish.-
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- Jess CLv 71 month ago
Don't we have to pick names out of a hat or something...
If I get Carol, I'll get him a spoon.
- Big KahunaLv 71 month ago
I have a scale model of a thermonuclear device for Martin.
- PronkLv 71 month ago
I was planning on bringing watch batteries
To avoid having a BAD TIME..🤣
- ChristopherLv 41 month ago
i don't know if i'm invited