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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 8 months ago

What (and for whom) will be your Secret Santa gift at the Jokes & Riddles Christmas party?

9 Answers

  • Carol
    Lv 5
    8 months ago
    Favourite answer

    A pack of extra small condoms for Mean Anon.

  • Ludwig
    Lv 7
    8 months ago

    A 'Ladyshave'.  This is guaranteed to offend recipients of both sexes.

  • I haven't received an invitation, so am planning to crash (by coming down the chimney) *waits for dirty line* ..So I will be dressed as Santa then, and covered with soot, which seems appropriate as I'm actually living in a boiler room currently, hiding from the Peach Mints. FOR A GIFT, I plan to bring a bag...an old bag...a big old bag....full of piss and vinegar (LOL) oh, ok, I'll leave her home then) and in the bag...twelve mystery gifts, wrapped in old Hustler magazine pages as wrapping paper.  These gifts will be handed out randomly, but they include:

    1. a bottle of very good scotch

    2. some heroin

    3. the complete Hobo Biographies (urine-soaked tales of finding good stuff in trash ...inspiring!

    4. Cuban Cigars (pre-smoked, for your convenience)

    5. Cuban Cigars, intact.

    6. A Mercedes with slightly soiled rear seat, but only 900 miles. (I forget where I     stoled it...take it, please.)

    7. My golf clubs. *cries*  Take these before I golf again!!  I STINKS AT GOLFS!

    8. A lifetime  supply of Pizza Hut gift cards

    9. Herpes medicine

    10. A dog with a brandy keg around his neck, and 3 naked womens to help. 

                                                                                                                   HO HO HO!!

    11. MY marbles. Because maybe YOU wont lose them!

    12. A Partridge in a Pear Tree (Sorry, its not Susan Dey. I think it's Danny

          Bonaduce) (I will include a pair of ear plugs)

  • 8 months ago

    A New Pork Pie Hat for Carol.    But a really little one.....to wear on his toe. so his avatar  will look more stylish.- 

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  • Jess C
    Lv 7
    8 months ago

    Don't we have to pick names out of a hat or something...

    If I get Carol, I'll get him a spoon.

  • 8 months ago

    I have a scale model of a thermonuclear device for Martin.

  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    8 months ago

    I was planning on bringing watch batteries

    for everyone;

    To avoid having a BAD TIME..🤣

  • Anonymous
    8 months ago

    i don't know if i'm invited

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