Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 8 months ago

My water smells like farts now. Is this a bonus from the water company? What will it do for my health & how can I view this positively?

Update:

It's hard to want to brush my teeth lately.

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  • 8 months ago
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    Tip;

    Get your water from the sink with 2 handles, not the one on the floor with only one.

  • 8 months ago

    Some people pay to get fecal transplants. 

    You're gittin' 'em fer free!

    https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/gastroenterology_h...

  • RR
    Lv 7
    8 months ago

    Shh. Don't tell anybody. Everybody will want water that smells like farts.

  • polly
    Lv 7
    8 months ago

    It'd be a bonus for those people that are hungry for stink

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  • 8 months ago

    Put some eatable deodorant on it.

  • 8 months ago

    That's it. I want to marry you, mister!  *falls over*

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