RR
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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 8 months ago

Have you ever tried ordering a meal in a vegan restaurant, only to be informed that you are in a florist?

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  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    8 months ago
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    Shut your flytrap,RR..

    They said,”Please leave,you can’t eat our plants.”

    Then I tripped,& their Venus Flytrap plants began to eat me!

    I be like,”I can’t eat your plants,but they can eat me?”

    “OH THE HUMAN-EATY!”

  • Anonymous
    8 months ago

    As a straight man who is a hard core meat eater, I wouldn't step foot in a vegan restaurant.

  • 8 months ago

    That's where VEGANS go to GRAZE......😂😂😂😂

  • 8 months ago

    Even worse..........I once walked into a McDonalds and expected Meat. 

    I was sorely disappointed. 

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  • 8 months ago

    What's more disappointing is that they were all plastic.

    The sauteed Brussel sprouts were served melted!

  • Ryan
    Lv 7
    8 months ago

    As a paying customer in a vegan restaurant am I entitled to bring in my own meat?

  • 8 months ago

    I don't get Vegans. I think they're dopes who joined a fad, without a clue, only to find (after becoming broke and weakened) that humans are omnivores, so to live on just plants (and not even eggs or cheese!), one has to spend a lot of money and essentially chew cud all day like a cow.  I'd rather eat the cow.

  • 8 months ago

    Yes,and a tree fell in that florist and I heard it.

  • 8 months ago

    I didn't order anything, just went straight for the buffet. Thought it was pretty rude when they kicked me out. I did wonder why the lettuce tasted so dodgy though.

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