Have you ever tried ordering a meal in a vegan restaurant, only to be informed that you are in a florist?
- PronkLv 78 months agoFavourite answer
Shut your flytrap,RR..
They said,”Please leave,you can’t eat our plants.”
Then I tripped,& their Venus Flytrap plants began to eat me!
I be like,”I can’t eat your plants,but they can eat me?”
“OH THE HUMAN-EATY!”
- Anonymous8 months ago
As a straight man who is a hard core meat eater, I wouldn't step foot in a vegan restaurant.
- Laughing BOYLv 78 months ago
That's where VEGANS go to GRAZE......😂😂😂😂
- Weasel McWeaselLv 78 months ago
Even worse..........I once walked into a McDonalds and expected Meat.
I was sorely disappointed.
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- ChaiTeaLv 68 months ago
What's more disappointing is that they were all plastic.
The sauteed Brussel sprouts were served melted!
- RyanLv 78 months ago
As a paying customer in a vegan restaurant am I entitled to bring in my own meat?
- Ellen McFelonLv 48 months ago
I don't get Vegans. I think they're dopes who joined a fad, without a clue, only to find (after becoming broke and weakened) that humans are omnivores, so to live on just plants (and not even eggs or cheese!), one has to spend a lot of money and essentially chew cud all day like a cow. I'd rather eat the cow.
- Big KahunaLv 78 months ago
Yes,and a tree fell in that florist and I heard it.
- 8 months ago
I didn't order anything, just went straight for the buffet. Thought it was pretty rude when they kicked me out. I did wonder why the lettuce tasted so dodgy though.